Reservoir Dogs

The Disrupt India Agenda:

History hangs on tiny chances. In the last 3 days Arvind Kejriwal blew his chances. They say never write off a politician but AK was never a politician. He was and is a street-thug parading in the mask of a politician as we shall see. I have written this long back and it’s worth recalling frequently: “My favourite line for deceivers has been “the mask and make-up of Chachi 420 wasn’t meant to last forever”. This mask and make-up is now peeling away faster than expected. I doubt AK ever wanted to be a CM. He probably wanted to create a revolution and be a high authority like a Lokpal or a CJI (He can’t be CJI though) or the CIC by which he could dispense instant justice, haul anyone before his court and sentence anyone without proper hearing. He wants to play Dirty Harry”. The other objective currently is to get a few seats in LS and dictate terms to everyone else. That’s right, this guy thinks he’s such a super authority that he can rush in like a storm-trooper anywhere, agitate and do dharnas anywhere and even think he is Kejri Almighty that CMs must give him audience at the drop of his topi. Let’s get past this nonsense of AAP and Arvind Kejriwal’s Gujarat drama first.

This Kejri Almighty went to Gujarat with a bunch of his goons and some assorted bunch of his Delhi-media rogues in a cavalcade without declaring his programmes or routes. After elections were announced on March 5 AK was intercepted in North Gujarat. That was trigger enough for this street thug to dance synchronised with chest-beating by the media. Here’s CNN-IBN screaming murder:

Every second and minute the morons on CNN-IBN, NDTV, Timesnow, AajTak, ABPNews, HeadlinesToday and all the other channels were quick to scream Narendra Modi had a hand in halting Kejri Almighty’s innocent drive through Gujarat where his “Boss” had asked him to do an audit of the development in the state. Lie BIG, retract small; that’s the principle these liars on news channels have always followed. None bothered to check facts with anyone. A few hours later they did find that AK was neither detained nor arrested by anyone. It was just that he was asked by the Collector concerned to advise him elections were announced and Model Code of Conduct was in force and AK would need necessary permits to carry out political activities. Predictably, this wasn’t headline anywhere but tweeted by NDTV next day (March 6). But the false news on March 5 was the exact drama that AK and his goons had desired and planned for. Within the hour SMSes were circulated to AAP members in Delhi and other places (claiming AK arrested) to assemble and protest at the BJP office in Delhi. Then followed the most unruly scenes with violence, from AAP members led by Ashutosh and Shazia Ilmi, at the BJP HQ in Delhi and other places like Lucknow and Allahabad. The BJP members retaliated too before police managed to disperse the AAP goons. Take a look at some of the pics:

The pic at top left should be of particular interest. A man called Rajmohan Gandhi, (in red box) alleged to be grandson of MKGandhi, who blabbers peace at every forum watches like a statue as his AAP goons pelt stones at the BJP office. These are the sick morons who preach in the name of Gandhi. And MoronShri Ashutosh even had the gall to say Delhi police was taking orders from Modi. The one below gets even better. The goons of AAP put up a pic on Facebook claiming Gujarat police beat up their goondas:

The text and pic in the red box is a comment which exposes the fact that the pic was from an assault on some journalist in J&K. Certainly, these AAPtards must be worse than morons if they wanted people to believe that the police handling AK in Gujarat were riot-squads in helmets. Besides, AK was halted near a highway and not inside a town with small streets and closed shops. These are the lies that AK and his goons have been peddling all along. AK’s team even broke the windshield of their own car to play victim and blame others of violence. Then on March 7, frustrated at not finding much to crib about in Gujarat, AK tried to bulldoze his way into the CM’s office in Gandhinagar with a list of questions. Naturally, the demand for a meeting was denied. The CM is not obligated to meet thugs who believe they can barge into the CM’s office anytime they want. Not one single news channel called this behaviour wrong. Not one! On the contrary there are morons at NDTV and CNN-IBN asking why Modi couldn’t meet AK. This and other incidents of street-goondaism by AK, Ashutosh, Shazia, his goons like Somnath Bharti and others end any claim of being a political party. It is now clear they have only ONE agenda: DISRUPT INDIA.

Who sponsors this agenda, who are AK’s handlers will come to public light in due course of time. But as far as I am concerned they are no more a valid political outfit. To top off hypocrisies AK flew from Jaipur to Delhi on March 7 in a private jet (pic of the aircraft model used) claiming no other flight was available (which doesn’t appear to be true). A man who has been asking others about private jets not only takes a joyride in a private jet but it’s also paid for by the media group India Today. The nonchalance in these hypocrisies by Kejri Almighty is simply stunning. Greater moral and financial corruption and hypocrisy cannot be found in political circles. AK’s bogus claims on Gujarat are not even worth talking about. His AAP member Meera Sanyal’s tweets of the last 2 years put paid to his lies. And that is that!

Reservoir Dogs:

Like I stated earlier, AK and AAP are no more a valid political party for me. They are a bunch of mercenaries with an agenda which largely seems to be to stop Narendra Modi becoming PM and generally disrupting India. It reminds me of Quentin Tarantino’s “Reservoir Dogs” (Naturally, remade in Bollywood as “Kaante”). Reservoir Dogs is the story of six criminals given the assignment of stealing diamonds. But the story is not about the robbery, it’s about what the six criminals do before and after the robbery and how they interact with each other and others outside their group. As time passes the distrust grows between each other and a cop runs into them as well. The movie has one of the most viciously violent scenes where one of the criminals chops off the cop’s ear while rocking to the gentle strain of a song. In the end they kill each other and only one gets away.

The story of AK, his sidekicks and AAP is a story before and after becoming a political party and becoming MLAs. The before story is that of an anti-corruption crusader and the after story is that of pathetic lumpens.

Arvind Kejriwal, Yogendra Yadav, Somnath Bharti, Ashutosh, Shazia Ilmi and Manish Sisodia are the six faces of AAP who are acting like Reservoir Dogs. Stunts and violence almost every week! The media cameras are on standby mode for their antics. So what exactly does Reservoir Dogs mean? Tarantino had an explanation that he had heard a French movie name sounding as reservoir dogs (Au Revoir Le Enfants). The other explanation often credited to QT is that in his hometown there was a reservoir where dogs hung around and fought others to quench their thirst. But most critics found that it was a combination of the French movie and another movie called “Straw Dogs”. So Straw Dogs (similar to the term “Straw man”) was the closest explanation. It explains it quite well. Simply put “A straw man is a common type of argument and is an informal fallacy based on the misrepresentation of the original topic of argument. To be successful, a straw man argument requires that the audience be ignorant or uninformed of the original argument”. The corruption-fighter argument is gone. The stop-Modi, distrupt-India is the after-agenda. Therefore, commonly, the term “Straw Dogs” is explained thus:

At the India Today Conclave on March 7, for which AK rushed from Jaipur to Delhi in the chartered flight, the most resounding slap came from none other than Neeraj Kumar, the former police commissioner of Delhi (who would likely have a lot of pent up anger having had to face the brunt of the street actions of AK & Co.). Watch the video (1.32 mins):

The audience voted on AK’s discussions and a majority did not see him as a politician. That is what I said in the beginning, AK is a street-thug parading as a politician. Remember, at such gatherings audiences are generally kind to the guest, as they should be. But I doubt anyone sees AK as a serious politician or AAP as a serious political party anymore. Their leaders are reservoir dogs who are on an agenda as explained before. Time will tell what exactly the agenda was, who is sponsoring it and who is funding it. Because it sure doesn’t look like these guys care for India going by their policies on Naxals, Maoists, Kashmir and many other issues. That apart, they don’t seem to have any political vision or economic vision. The only skill these reservoir dogs seem to possess is to agitate, cause violence, insult everyone else and bark loudly calling everyone else corrupt. That drama-sale reached an end on March 7. It won’t sell anymore.