Freedom From Narendra Kournikova

There will be yet another boring, worthless speech by Narendra Modi on I-Day, August 15. It will be filled as usual with all the falsehoods of how India is shining like a diamond in the world and how the youth of India, children of India, the women and the older citizens of India are all living the best years of their lives under his govt. This particular year, the pompous falsehood will come at a time when Modi’s stock is at its lowest and his performance and image have been dented beyond repair. Years and years of fakery, Ponzi schemes and announcements, lies and deception have taken a toll on not just the youth but citizens across the board. As it is, the usual I-day speech does not hold any great value to look forward to. It is yet another function where crowds are assembled like cattle in Communist countries to listen to a speech from someone who is now boring to the hilt.

Anna Kournikova (AK) is a former Top-10 Tennis player who turned pro at age 14 in 1995 for 8 years till 2003. She was born in 1981 and retired from Tennis in 2003 due to frequent injuries. She is the Modi of Tennis and Modi is the Kournikova of politics. Modi’s achievements mirror those of AK rather than a top performer in any field or domain. The ATP (men) and WTA (women) rankings started in 1973 and 1975 respectively, although professional Tennis had started exactly 100 years ago in 1926. AK reached the highest ranking of 8 in the WTA while Modi continuously ranks No.1 in Lipstick popularity for the last 12 years according some Morning Potty survey. The beauty of AK’s story is that in the entire history of Open Tennis since 1968, she is the only female player ranked in the Top-10 who has NEVER won a single WTA Singles championship in her entire career. That’s quite an awesome record. But AK had other great endowments:

AK was frequently voted among the 50 most beautiful women in the world. She did, of course, win some doubles tournaments, including Grand Slams, and managed to around $3.5 million from Tennis. But her modelling and ad career earned her far more with her current net worth still around $60 million. She has also acted in a movie with Jim Carrey (Me, Myself & Irene – 2000) in a small role. Believe it or not, she was even nominated for a “Teen Hottie Choice” award for that role. All in all, she is pretty much a flamboyant actress like our own Modi (who purchases awards from all over):

The only major difference between Modi and AK is that she didn’t pretend to be anything that she wasn’t or isn’t. She played Tennis as best as she could and lives her life as best she can with her natural gifts bringing her lots of good fortune. In contrast, Modi is a chronic LIAR, his entire life is one of falsehood, fake poverty, fake victimhood, fake chai-selling and everything that is FAKE. The only thing true about Modi is his exceptional ability to act and be something that he is not. He is an actress par excellence. And his fake Gareebi has cost Indian taxpayers a huge pile to say the least. Even after the thrashing he received at Jantar Mantar by the Cockroach crowds, he went on a pompous trip with 13000 dancers to entertain him just to inaugurate a mundane airport:

Modi’s filthy, pompous lifestyle of the “Gareeb” has cost Indians probably more than 10000 crores directly on his personal lipstick and self-glorification. All his other failures and crimes against Indians, against specific communities are all too well-known, listed everywhere so there is no point in counting them all over again. It is time that this disgusting, disgraced creature leaves office and India can move forward with a new PM. Modi has left India in shambles and his continuance in office can only further damage India and Indians. Citizens have never felt so hopeless, suffocated in taxes and troubles as they have in the last few years.

For long, Modi covered up all his failures and moronery with the help of pompous shows and his media-pimps. During the G20 meet in Delhi, he even covered up the UGLY sight of poverty and slums with green cloth wrapped around them. That is the level to which Modi has reduced India to a Kournikova-Bikini show. You cannot hide the truth forever and nor can you hide your lack of knowledge and competence forever. Far from bragging about his 56-inch chest during the 2014 campaigns with which he mocked all his opponents, Modi himselve has been mocked and reduced to a “56 inch ka Chota Bandar”. No PM in the history of India has ever been reduced to such trash by the youth. Even his stupid attempts to please GenZ with his fakery of some Insta reels backfired and invited more mockery.

Consistent dishonesty and fooling people cannot go on forever. People may be unkind with words or cartoons to non-performers or the corrupt in India or anywhere in the world but no one has fallen from grace as badly as Modi has. Mind you, though I equate this lump of failure to Kournikova, I mean absolutely no disrespect to her at all. The only equation I make is of Modi being a lipstick model that Kournikova was considered to be. Other than Kournikova not winning a single title she was definitely a good player in professional Tennis and did the best she could without any fakery. Modi, on the other hand, is an absolute worthless FAKERY that cannot be a role model for anyone. He is a total incompetent non-performer that has already wasted 12 years. The sooner he goes, the better for India. And by “Freedom from Kournikova” I only mean freedom from the lack of her performance and Modi is 1000 times worse in that respect.

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The Vikas Fakery

There are Sales Managers who operate a region or territory and achieve their targets and not only show dramatic growth but a dramatic expansion of trade in their territory, more retailers and availability of their products everywhere. Then there are Sales Managers who are content to act as “Maintenance Managers” who achieve or fail to achieve targets but still show some incremental growth. The second type also has a bagful of excuses that are quite innovative for their lackadaisical growth but that innovation would be missing from their actions. PM Narendra Modi falls into the second category. He has been just a “Maintenance Manager” with nothing really great to show and no great innovation happening from India.

A newborn baby can grow from 1-foot to 3-foot in just one year. That would be more than 100% growth. But a teen of 16 doesn’t grow from 5-foot to 7-foot, it doesn’t happen. Indian economy too was a “Baby” so far compared to major economies like US, China, Japan or Germany when population sizes are compared. So, to brag about GDP growth over a small base is plain DELUSION. 

Of course, Modi and his bunch of lame idiots will brag about GDP growth of 7-9% or more roads and bridges and all that. But there is nothing dramatic in all this. Everything in the last 12 years is just incremental and nothing spectacular about India. In the current situation even foreign investment is slow, domestic investment has been a laggard and despite lower taxes for the corporate sector (than personal earnings) the outcomes have been below average. If India GDP has grown, it has been progressive or incremental from 1991 (when major liberalisation happened) and has maintained the same pattern. Nothing to brag about if you compare the road with China in all this:

After 35 years, we have reached No.4 in GDP alongside Japan but it doesn’t say much for a country of 150 bn that now has the highest population in the world. More new age businesses like food and grocery deliveries, more street vendors, more train and plane crowding all add up to this GDP. But the quality of life, law and order and a general sense of well-being hasn’t come to Indians. We are just travelling from one problem to another and surviving. The latest one being another Gulf-war and related petrol-gas problems. We may survive this too but don’t know how long it will last.

Modi and his bunch of donkeys (Piyush Goyal, Ashwini Vaishnaw, Kiren Rijiju etc) will not stop telling how you how being 4^th is being over the moon and is the most daring achievement of Modi. Milkha Singh was 4^th in the Rome Olympics. PT Usha was 4^th in the Los Angeles Olympics. Both are super-heroes in India. I wonder how India would celebrate if they bagged 40 gold medals like USA or China – maybe Modi would buy a golden saree for himself and another 1000 golden cameras. These BJP thugs also tell you that by 2035 or 2047 India will reach a GDP of 30Tn and become 3^rd. None of them have a dream of topping the world or beating China – they just want the Bronze medal because they really don’t have any idea how to beat China.

These BJP thugs also keep telling you that they have given so much “Vikas” that India is the “centre of gravity” of the whole world (Modi’s words). All this is nonsensical delusion and the grand propaganda that Modi has indulged in for a long time. It may make Dehati Aurats awestruck with wonder but intelligent folks should see through all this lipstick. The world only cares about India being a huge market for their products. Beyond that, I don’t think any Western country wants India to become their equal or surpass them in their rich lifestyle. They don’t say the same about China because China now is a major economic and military power while India is still a growling puppy despite being fat. Some of the claims of BJP thugs or their Mungerilal dreams is pure gobar-trash peddled for those in the cheap seats to clap their hands (like that yute who shouts “America tuh kya hai be”):

Modi is a man who stupidly keeps on ribbon-cutting the same trains. And these trains are sometimes held back so that they could be launched only during election season in the state as with many other projects that are held back. Modi has even ribbon-cut a goods train and a govt mall in Assam. Wonder why the govt should even build malls. Even roads, highways and bridges or metros are not spared from his idiotic inaugurals. That’s all these idiots have to brag about in this day and age:

LK Advani, when asked if Modi was his protégé, he denied but made a very important assertion about Modi’s character. That Modi was a brilliant “event manager”. And you can see the propaganda and PR master peddling all his immature, maniacal acts as the greatest achievements – whether he strikes poses at temples, utters nonsense like Extra2AB or gutter-gas, or ribbon-cuts some mundane local train at Palakkad. The entire attempt is to keep the focus on himself and project himself as the greatest PM ever when in reality he will go down as the biggest DUFFER-PM that India ever produced:

It was also clear that none of the senior members of the party like Advani, Jaitley, Swaraj or Rajnath Singh wanted Modi to be their PM candidate in 2013. It was evident from their body language and muted speeches too. Obviously, there must have been pressure from the US to project their pet-dog as the candidate with both – the BJP and the RSS. But this was supported by Modi’s popularity with the karyakartas and a large part of the public too. However, much as well as the events were managed since then for 12 years, it does not alter the fact that Modi really doesn’t have the brains or the character for the highest post. His intelligence lies in peddling falsehoods, creating fake imagery, Mungerilal speeches and aided by a general fall in the quality of Opposition parties.

Whether it’s Modi or any of his donkeys like Goyal or Rijiju, they keep abusing Nehru for even ills of the present day. The (ab)use of CBI, IT, ED to arm-twist politicians and businessmen to fall in line by either filing bogus cases or dropping cases is the most prominent political tool by Modi. He even jailed Arvind Kejriwal and Manish Sisodia while the CBI cases proved to be bogus and the courts also proved to be idiots for holding them in jail for a long period without bail to manipulate the Delhi elections.

At Independence, India was indeed a poor country with a huge population and a PM struggling with his own imperfections in dealing with a huge number of problems. However, despite all the problems, India trundled along with many firsts in various domains under different PMs unlike Modi. If you examine it carefully, all these PMs and govts led India to a decent position of strength from which to grow faster. All the previous govts had some achievements to its name as a “First”. In comparison, Modi Govt has NOTHING whatsoever to show as a “first” in 12 years. Their only claim has been UPI. Even if we give them that, their inventiveness or innovation for India has been actually ZERO compared with the past. India’s growth in GDP and various domains all actually started with 1991 under PVNR. Following this, there was a dream budget in 1997 that watered down personal income tax and created many financial strategies. In 12 years, Modi has really NOTHING to show. He is just a MAINTENANCE MANAGER that continued to build on the platform given to him:

Modi neither invented nor innovated any of the above – he doesn’t have the brains or courage for it and he has surrounded himself with the worst possible incompetent idiots who are only authorized to sing his praises all day. The real governance model of Modi is pretty much like the striptease or pole-dancer whose only attraction or value is in exposing body parts slowly. Whether oil, mining or airports, Modi has put all of India’s eggs in two corrupt baskets – Adani and Ambani. He extorted money from all major contracts – from vaccines to road construction through the now-defunct “electoral bonds” scam which was done secretively to fool the people. Adani in particular had his wealth growing from $7bn in 2014 to over $100bn in 2024. Ambanis grew from $18bn to $119bn in the same period. A growth over 1500% for Adani. This video (by MNS – 49 secs) graphically explains the CORRUPT GROWTH of Adani:

To summarize, Modi is neither innovative nor an intelligent man. The last 12 years have been spent by him in lipstick self-glorification rather than any great achievements. India’s foreign policy also is no more than the PM being a pet-dog of US and its allies. Many aspiring citizens or rich ones are desperately trying to get out of India apart from the most hateful poison of caste-wars injected by Modi into the society. The BJP should wake up and replace this lipstick idiot and find a better country-manager. Currently, they are riding high on election victories (by mass-bribing of women) but people are realizing the hollowness of Modi’s farcical development and fate may consign BJP to the wilderness for a long time.

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