Congress Cockrosh

In a Tennis match (or any game for that matter) a player who is losing miserably is likely to hit more wayward shots out of frustration or lose wickets faster by trying to hit silly shots, if mental composure is lost. In the 2014 World Cup semi-final eternal favourites Brazil played like zombies and were thrashed 7-1 by Germany. A losing team tends to go down the drain and hit moronic shots faster than you can say “Pappu”. That’s the same problem that ails the Congress. The BJP is lucky in many ways. In recent times, the Congis have reflected intelligence of the pits with statements like “Zero loss” or “Coal is still in mother earth”. To beat all that, they have a President who is an outright insult to any form of intelligence. Other than consistently blabbering nonsense, Rahul Gandhi has neither displayed political maturity nor any kind of basic intelligence whatsoever. And, therefore, his little Pidis like Karnataka CM S. Siddaramiah (SS) are infected with the same disease.

Last year, Congress passed the “anti-superstition” Bill in Karnataka and SS said, “The Bill will bring success to the party.” Calling himself a rationalist, he asserted that changing his car was in no way linked to a crow perching on it. There were jokes on social media that he had changed his car after a crow sat on it, since according to a myth, it would bring “bad luck”. To this day, that innocent crow seems to have mentally affected the CM. In his recent road shows, he has been carrying a “Limboo” in his hand for good luck:

On Sunday, April 30, RG held a rally in Delhi called the “JanAakrosh Rally”. I wonder what the “Aakrosh” was all about. Failing to gain momentum in Karnataka, the Congis decided to have a rally in Delhi. Again, the same rants of “Gabbar Singh Tax” and his flight free-falling 8000ft (His sidekick K. Vidyarthee claimed 1640ft in a tweet) and bogus claims of “saving the Constitution”. Once more, RG challenged Modi won’t be able to withstand his speech if he were to be given “15 minutes” in Parliament. Naturally, this was a loose-ball waiting to be hit outside the stadium and PM Modi gladly welcomed it. He asked Pappu to debate Karnataka in any language, including his momma’s mother-tongue, without any “chits”. Hardly a day passed, and the diaper-changers of Pappu jumped into quick action to defend the clueless wonder:

The chief monkey-balancing Congress boot-licker Rajdeep doesn’t stop to think that the attack on the “Italian firang” and her misfortunate half-Italian son was natural if the fools of Congress call Modi and Shah “outsiders” in Karnataka. The reference to Modi as “Chaiwalla” is not equivalence. The reference to Modi as “Chaiwalla” in a derogatory sense would be equalled only if Modi had resorted to calling SoniaG a “Bar-waitress”. Moronic Rajdeep cannot distinguish the fact that Chaiwalla and Bar-waitress are certain jobs, while being Italian or outsider refers to the “origin” of a person. But that is how brainless and imbecile our so-called journos are – not very bright people.

And each time RG gets a stick back, they jump to his defence playing victim. And Johnies like Pappu or SS, when facing retaliation from the PM, talk debates and stuff. What exactly will these uncouth, foul-mouthed people debate anyway? Not one single thing quoted by Modi is wrong, all of it is borne out by facts – from crime-rise in Karnataka to farmer situation and political murder of BJP workers. Modi stopped short of saying murder of “Hindus” as that would invoke a notice from the EC:

If RG or SS are really asked to join a public debate I am sure both will run away and hide in a hole. They are in a situation as bad as Brazil having to claim they are still the best team after being beaten 7-1. But Brazil being a “genetically football” nation will more likely bounce back. In the case of Congress, they are now “genetically” led by a bunch of unintelligent ignoramuses who know nothing about India or any issue the country faces. NOTHING! They are as far removed from India and her aspirations as Russian is from Tamil. The Congress today behaves like a bunch of lumpens that will throw a large number of nails on the road when you are about to test the latest race-cars of the future. And they are led by an unbelievable ignoramus who doesn’t respect “Vande Mataram” and, worse, RG had to be nudged to stand up for the national song. Where does such pathetic disgust for the country get ingrained?

So scared is SS that he has dropped his earlier constituency and is now contesting from two seats and one ticket for his son. That’s like a sitting duck and Modi taunted him with a “2+1” jibe. Now, in responding to such jibes there has to be some wicked political humour or a repartee that can hold some logic and not get instantly trashed. The response of SS to the “2+1” was as unintelligent as can be predicted for any ignorant Congi:

Everyone knows Modi could have easily won from anywhere in Gujarat. He has previously won in Rajkot and Ahmedabad as MLA and CM. The choice of Varanasi is symbolic of cultural and civilizational value. That apart, Varanasi was also meant to impact the election outcome in UP which is often the key to LS victories – and it did. The BJP won over 70 seats in UP in LS2014 while Siddaramiah is contesting from two seats as a “Defending CM” from his own home state. Modi, in 2014, was challenging the entire Sickular force in LS elections and they lost even from Varanasi which is not in his regular backyard. I guess SS and the Congis are too stupid to even understand the moronery of his argument.

Everything that PM Modi said in his speeches on May 1 was on the dot. From RG insulting Deve Gowda to Karnataka being up in crimes and being “easy for murders” and top on corruption was absolutely accurate. With a foreigner who has nothing in common with Indians or Indian culture, the only thing SoniaG had was being married to an Indian. Millions of ordinary people gave her a chance, either out of sympathy or the fluke of “Aam Aadmi” slogans. In a decade, she proved that every policy of Congress was to protect the Dynasty and the party and divide Indians and break-India into pieces.

For months now, RG has been blabbering incessant nonsense during campaigns and at other events. I am yet to hear one sentence this man utters that makes any sense. From Jupiter crap to Gabbar Singh, whoever his tutors are must be worse than him. And his little media goons like Rajdeep, Shekhar Gupta and others (even the Newslaundry morons) keep claiming every 7.86 days that he has matured and become a PM-worthy politician. In the end, devoid of any sound agenda and burdened by bad performance, corruption and crimes, the only thing left with the Congis is the “Limboo” to trust and save them. And the Congi pimp who is anti-Hindu, claims being rational like SS, now thinks superstition and idiotic theories will save the Congress and he had come up with this:

Those who claim to be atheists often become religious if they are in a dangerous flight that shows indications of crashing. They sometimes become religious if they are sentenced to prison or posted to places like the LOC to face terrorists and enemies. All the nonsensical “Aakrosh” is a theatre that the people are now bored with, after which RG returns to his real and normal life kitty-party gossip group in different clothes:

Despite all their efforts, Congis are not managing to collect the crowds they want. In a war, if your side is losing some battles, the commanders generally change “tactics”. Commanders don’t decide that they are losing a battle in Karnataka so let’s go fight some other war in Delhi. This is exactly what Pappu & Co. did by holding what I call a stupid “Cockrosh” rally. Led by Italians, the Congress has nothing in common anymore with the social fabric, culture, aspirations and future of Indians. The Cockrosh is better off dead.

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