Why Commies Fail

This is a series in multiple parts and this is the first instalment.

The Americans fondly call them “Commie Bastards”. I have always called them “Commie Pigs”. Why? Thanks to Shilpa Shetty for promoting love for animals among kids through Orwell’s “Animal Farm”. That’s the story in which pigs take over a “country” and thoroughly destroy it. It’s the usual Commie nonsense of how all people are equal but the moment they grab power it changes to “All men are equal but some are more equal than others”. Small trivia – George Orwell was born in Motihari in Bihar and maybe he had a vision of how Commies would behave in India. And the fountainhead of Communism in India was none other than JL Nehru and some before him. In the election-year 2014 in the prologue I wrote, I described the elections as a battle between “Good and Evil”. SoniaG, in particular, reminded me of Eva Duarte De Peron of Argentina. She and her husband-president destroyed Argentina which was once prosperous and rich. This clip from that post tells who are the Commie heroes for the failed ones in India:

Venezuela crumbled under Hugo Chavez. Russia (USSR) and China too had crumbled under Commies but now remain Commies only nominally. The worst Commie scum in the world are now left mostly in India. The CPM, CPI and their gang is a known group of violent, murderous thugs. So I need not narrate their story again. It is important for public at large to know that those parading as “democratic” parties are no less dictatorial commies than the ones Stalin or Mao presided over. The worst faces of such Commies currently are the following:

Fidel Castro of Cuba died recently. I’m sure you are aware how great a hero he was to many Indian Commies. Our Parliament paid tributes to Castro and a govt delegation went to pay final respects to Cuba. That diplomatic part is a govt routine that can be overlooked. I’m sure Indian politicians will also attend Parvez Musharraf’s funeral whenever that happens. No, I do not wish him death. I am just saying politics in India is largely devoid of very firm ideological principles. Castro was a hero for all our Congi PMs and many more:

And like a true Commie, Castro lived a luxurious life and there are reports stating he slept with 35000 women in his lifetime. I can’t even begin to understand how he managed that feat. Castro died at 82 and at, say, 365 days that would mean he lived just around 29930 days. That would mean an average of 1.17 women a day. But a more reasonable hypothesis would be that he started sleeping with more women after he grabbed power at the age of 33. And that would mean almost 2 women a day. Talk about “Hi-Fidel-ity”. It may seem silly stats but that’s the Commie life. And as a telling tribute to what he destroyed this is what happened:

Try hearing the speeches of any Commie from the past or even the present. The usual refrain would be the removal of “poverty, social injustice, foreign domination of our industries” and so on. From the “Garibi Hatao” of Indira Gandhi to the removal of foreign domination of Hugo Chavez they have both failed miserably in their stated goals. The Commie quest to grab power at any cost can be best described as the dog chasing a car. Once it catches up – it doesn’t know what to do. Their primary focus is acquiring all national and even private wealth and resources by the State. They know that it’s easy to do and then promise to evenly distribute that wealth without the slightest idea how to generate national wealth. That is a primary and basic reason for Commie failures.

The second biggest failure of Commies is that have lesser brains than they are credited with. Their whole political game is based on dictatorial behaviour, despicable language and no respect for any political diplomacy. Their greed for power and wealth for self and for party drives them more than anything else. Let’s take our three Commie stooges one by one (Rahul, Kejriwal and Mamata). Much as they might blabber “swaraj” or “empowerment” or any such crap – they actually don’t know a damn thing about it or how to go about it. I call RahulG “The king of comedy”. People generally call him Pappu. His moronic utterances are unparalleled in Indian politics. He even ranted in a party meeting in January 2014 that “women wanted 12 LPG cylinders” instead of the 9 allowed.

RahulG was part of the govt benches and ranting to the PM at the party’s own public meeting. In another instance, the same dictatorial “born-with-a-silver-spoon-up-his-ass” moron tore up a govt ordinance issued by the Cabinet and the PM. The third biggest failure of Commies is that they cannot survive without cronies and sycophants. Take a look at these tweets from a former IPS officer and a Congress spokie:

Witty? No, RahulG is a wholesome comedian. And clear-headed? What exactly is he clear-headed on? Pappu even copy-pastes condolence messages from his mobile. How clear-headed can such a moron be? And like I stated before – Commies cannot survive without sycophants. Their fake qualities and attributes have to be propped up by foot-soldiers who depend on their survival on dynasties and dictators. The people know RahulG is good for nothing. People know he cannot think. And yet, ironically, it took a foreign journalist, Gardiner Harris of New York Times, to once again show them that the “Congress King is Nekkid” (video 49 secs):

You just have to look at the faces of Congis in the video and other stupid Congi slaves who know the truth but cannot publicly admit it. Ironically, Gardiner Harris cannot even be blamed for being a Modi-stooge or admirer. I had recognised Harris as a Modi-hater long back and he’s not one who wanted Modi to win 2014. He predicts Congress will die if the joker continued to be in charge of the party. I don’t think anyone will grieve for the death of a corrupt-Commie party.

To be continued…