Editors Can Sue Narendra Modi For Mental Torture

This is a story about a couple and the wife’s cousin sister that I’ve told before but it’s worth recalling again. There is a serious obsession that many in the media are going through and it’s fiddling with the wires in their brains. So let’s read it again:

I’m not sure where I read it… but this little story is important for chronic haters… A married couple had the college going cousin sister of the wife move in with them as she starts college. Soon the small town cousin starts dressing and moving around like a regular city girl. Hubby and wife can’t stop talking about her skirts and how short they have become. Every evening hubby comes home and says “Honey, I’m home what did the girl do today”? The wife would then tell him how she changed her boyfriend again and got her nose pierced. They would gossip about the girl every evening on the dinner table and right up to bed-time. Sometimes it was the cousin’s hairstyle, her revealing tops, her boyfriends, her long phone calls, her sex life, her taste of books, blah blah. This gossiping and hateful bitching went on happily for years. The hubby and wife had nothing to discuss but the activities and behaviour of the cousin. They had nothing but contempt and disgust for her. One fine day the cousin announced she was getting married and moving out. She did! A day after the wedding when the hubby came home from work the couple had a very silent dinner and went to sleep quietly. They had absolutely nothing to discuss. The focus of all their gossip had gone and they realised they had spent all those years discussing nothing but the cousin and now had nothing to talk about. They had spent their days gossiping about the girl and now hardly knew each other or what to talk about.

When many editors in our media reach the end of their career or their lives, they will wonder why they couldn’t get out of their hateful obsession of one man. Their days, their afternoons, their nights spent bitching and gossiping and even nostalgia may only have hate-filled memories.  Narendra Modi has screwed their heads so badly they can’t last a minute, an hour or a day without gossiping about him. He has wrecked their brains and their ability to think anymore. He is mentally torturing them. I mean, see Barkha Dutt. No matter how much she trolls him he ignores her. She can no more talk about Modi with any credibility so she tries backdoor nonsense like “Amit Shah: Modi’s fatal flaw”? Sometime in the future she may even wonder if ‘Modi’s grey beard is a fatal flaw’ it’s gotten that bad for her and NDTV. Remember the bimbo who told a British MP (over Modi) she can even “question the SC”? Whenever I hear the signature tune of The Buck stops, it makes me imagine 20 thieves running and being chased by the police. Then there is the TOI group which has sworn to do hit-jobs on Modi at any and all profit. How much brain-damage NaMo has caused these editors of NDTV, CNN-IBN, TOI etc. can actually be seen by their programmes and pages. Let’s start with the Economic Times.

Okay, as the headline says the article is about some scam by former Pak PM Gilani. But by the time the editor mulls through the report it has morphed into one about Narendra Modi and Gujarat. Modi is guilty of torturing them mentally. I’m sure the text in the red box in the pic isn’t very legible but you can read the article here. Of course, ET editor woke up and deleted the page but I’m sure his Modi nightmares will continue. I’m also sure Modi will continue to torture the foolish editors in the TOI group. But small comfort for TOI they aren’t alone, the DNA editor’s nightmares are bigger. Here we go:

So this DNA article is about the summons by a New York court to Sonia Gandhi in a petition accusing her of protecting the criminals of the 1984 Sikh genocide. Once again, the mentally tortured editor tangles into the wires of his head and bitches about NaMo and that latest sting CD (red box again). Again the text in the box may not be legible. Again the editor at DNA may have deleted the page. But again, you can read the nightmare here. But as you can imagine, nobody is more tortured by NaMo than the editor at NDTV (Barkha is Group Editor I understand). So their nightmares and mental sufferings are as big as those of TOI. Take a look:

Modi is torturing NDTV and their editors so much that they can’t wake up with even proper headlines. We all understand a blooper here and there in the media. Happens all the time! But when it happens so frequently and with so many media outlets it can only be OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Or should I say PMSD (PrimeMinister Modi Stress Disorder)? A lot like PTSD. I’m surprised NDTV or TOI hasn’t asked “How can a man who mentally tortures us so much become India’s PM”? Considering the slump and losses at most media outlets they won’t even be able to afford medical treatment. That’s a pity!

Barkha’s programme I mentioned earlier (Amit Shah: Modi’s fatal flaw) was a reaction to the delightful resignation of former Gujarat DIG D.G. Vanzara. It had all the media editors jumping in delight with some new muck to hurl. The Tehelka Sisters were drooling. There are a couple who have filed a PIL in the Supreme Court. The Congress even called a Bandh in Gujarat and stoned school buses of all things. These “self-styled” editor-judges never learned that it’s better to wait a day or two for the scum to clear before dipping their toes into the water. Every time there’s a party pooper. Believe it or not, this time it wasn’t a Modi fan or a NaMo Bhakt to give them more nightmares. Of all the people, it was CBI Director Ranjit Sinha who said Vanzara’s letter has no legal value, only political value. But hey, this Sinha guy doesn’t know something that people do. The decade-long tirade and hate-campaign against Modi had nothing to do with the law. It was always political. Life goes on. Modi moves on. It’s these jokers in the media posing as editors who are having nightmares. I think the only case they can win against Modi is if they sue him for mental torture. That is precisely what Modi is doing. Mentally torturing them!