Genitalyst Barkha

Believe it or not, in the ever-evolving glib professional world, there are many professions that might surprise you if not shock you. I am sure not many have heard of professions like Beverage Dissemination Officer, Chick Sexer, Problem Wrangler, Light-Bender, Twisted Brother etc. You can read about many such job titles at this site. I recall, many years ago a job-applicant at the US Navy entered his current profession as “Splosh-Maker”. Not wanting to sound stupidly ignorant, the recruitment Captain didn’t venture to ask what that was. The man went through all the recruitment procedures but no one asked him what a “Splosh Maker” was because no one wanted to sound foolish and ignorant.

After all routine ground training the man was assigned to a Navy ship. The Commander, on seeing the resume was bemused to see the past job description of this guy. So, he took the risk of venturing to call the man to explain what exactly a Splosh-Maker’s job was. The new recruit explained with all sincerity: “I was jobless for 10 years and used to collect large rocks and spend my time standing on the bridge over the river at my village. Every half hour I would drop a large rock into the river and it would make a gentle sound ‘splosh’, that’s why I call myself splosh-maker”. The Commander stared at the man for a few minutes and just said “Okay, carry on”.

I often say journos are not very bright people. But it appears journalism is now not their main profession at all for some. They have other secret professions. For instance, Sagarika Ghose is an exceptional “Semenologist” who can tell the religion of a man by his semen. She must be running a secret lab where she looks at, smells and tastes semen of all kinds to have acquired such expertise. That’s not all, the C5M can even tell the religion of a man even when the semen is inside a balloon. I think I now understand what Nena’s deeper, secret message was behind that song “99 Red Balloons”. If that wasn’t enough, now we have Barkha Dutt, the ever-whining, victim-playing narcissist complaining about someone sending her a pic of a dick. In doing so, BD let out her real profession that was so far unknown to all of us. She’s not a journo but in reality, a “Genitalyst”. Here’s the tweet she put out (for obvious reasons, I had to edit the image**):

Unbelievable, Barkha Dutt can just look at the image of a dick sent to her and instantly analyse and conclude that it’s a “Nationalistic” genital. So, that’s her secret profession. Although, these pics that I picked up from Twitter had something scribbled on the “member” (like a vehicle registration number). On the left is the pic I saw but was not able to figure out what was scribbled on it. However, putting the image under a “telescope” I discovered that it was a name of the owner of that “Tool” that was printed on it. And if you too take a closer look, I don’t think you would associate that name with being “nationalistic” unless Barkha meant “Pak nationalism”. If ever people are murdered frequently, as in the US or parts of Africa, and their genitals are missing, investigating agencies can now call on Barkha to at least identify if the man was a “nationalist” or a “communist”. That would narrow the job of identification of a “John Doe Genital” that is chopped off from the mainland body of its owner.

And BD has now confused the entire SM. So, far “DP” had a different meaning for us, Barkha has changed the meaning of the abbreviation of DP to “Dick Pic”. And people think she has no influence over SM. To the credit of ModiSarkar, though, it has to be said that the fully-depreciated, redundant abusive journos of the past are finding new professions in which they are finding great success. Sagarika is a “Semenologist”, Barkha is a “Genitalyst”, Shekhar Gupta and Rajdeep Sardesai are “Castalysts” (professionals creating caste-divisions in society). And much of this started with the Pulwama terror attack that martyred 44 of our CRPF Jawans. These India-haters, Army-haters, Hindu-haters and Modi-haters got busy inside of 48 hours to spin the attention away from the tragedy to turn Kashmiri students into “victims” at various places. It was an organised and orchestrated effort from the Paki-pimps in our media and Commie outfits. Here are some samples:

There is already some FIR against that JNU Thugni Shehla Rashid but I’m surprised why other criminal rumour-mongers and hate-mongers are not being prosecuted similarly for their FAKE “Kashmiris under attack” concoction. And do carefully read the tweet by BD at the left-bottom in the pic above. She claims her number is online and her DM is open and invites people to spam her. And then, this absolutely horrible wimp claims her number is being circulated by others and getting her all kinds of threats and messages:

 

Why would anyone have to circulate her stupid number when BD herself has indicated it’s all over the place and has also opened her DM on Twitter for anyone to message? That’s the kind of moron she is. Dig a hole for others in her fake “Kashmiris attacked” propaganda and then fall into it herself. And those who she claims are attacking her are “Nationalists”. I wonder how many dicks she has seen in her life to able to clearly identify which dicks or messages belong to “Nationalists”. Shameless creature that she is, she tries to cover up her criminal FAKERY over the Kashmiris attacked nonsense with such vile tweets and victimhood. A mentally deranged narcissist. Everyone on earth is now familiar with her stupid games and I had diagnosed way back in 2011 that this whiner has a severe psychological disorder and is a sick “Malignant Narcissist”.

Most people see an unknown number on WA and folks either delete it or block the number. This Sicko Barkha not only opens the message, gleefully sees the Dick Pic and concludes it’s a message representing “Nationalism”. I wonder how many Leftist and Naxal dicks Barkha has seen to have analysed this to be a “Nationalist” dick. And in the image, the genital was circumcised so the chances are likely that the ‘member” belonged to Barkha’s own community. To top it off, BD tweets to HM Rajnath Singh about her crap and wants him to chase some idiot and become a “Dick Hunter” for her. Apart from being hilarious, BD has now degenerated into a state of “Delirium”.

The delirious wimp doesn’t stop there. She wants Twitter to act on her porn pic even when the message she got was on WA. Barkha had no business to relay the porn “Dick Pic” to the public at large even if someone had sent it to her. She could have just gone to the cops. Naturally, when people reported it, Twitter asked her to either delete the offensive pic or be locked out. BD then proceeds to threaten Twitter with some “imaginary” legal battle. Talk about being a stupid Don Quixotini battling her delirious windmills concocted in her brainless head:

The more these useless, redundant, fully-depreciated journos fail, they degenerate into crass, moronic whiners and play victims of their own device. There are thousands of journos and many may face some genuine problems or threats or sexual abuse in their work-place or at the hands of politicians. What this foolish, hyper-delirious Barkha does is subvert their problems and genuine victims into oblivion with her bogus tantrums. Even in 2016 she claimed to be stalked, abused, receiving death threats and to have filed a FIR:

Nobody knows what happened to that case she refers to or if its another of her grand FAKERIES. Doesn’t matter! Seems BD is as frequently stalked, abused and given death-threats as pigeons dropping their gifts from the sky. Any person with the slightest of common sense would either change phone numbers or block stupid messages but then this idiotic-whiner announces her phone number is online, her DM is open to everyone just for her foolish theatre. Nobody is buying her crap anymore. But the good part is, where BD has failed in journalism, she can delightfully pursue her new profession of being a Genitalyst. There is, after all, some gains she made through her “Dick-whining”.

Note: **Image uses scribblings in modified version for “fictional” fun. 

 

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Who Poisoned Gurmehar?

Across the world Fiberals are going down in elections. They’re finding it harder to stay relevant as does the corrupt, Commie media. In India, we have this problem in a magnified scale. There are Commies of different shades – Congress, TMC, CPM, RJD and so on and their footsies in the media. For want of a word, we call them Sickulars collectively. And these Sickulars constantly plot the downfall of the ruling govt at the Centre, trash PM Modi with any excuse, create chaos and anarchy. And ever since 2014 they have been manufacturing a climate of violence and confrontation. From Christians under attack to Vemula to Dadri they have now come down to a young girl called Gurmehar Kaur. Much has been written about Gurmehar so I need not narrate the Ramayan again. I will call her Mehar for short in this post. We will try to understand how one more conspiracy was hatched by the Commies and media.

Rahul Gandhi had started his UP campaign many months ago, with his “Khaat Sabhas” sometime in September 2016. He then shifted to a cycle borrowed from Akhilesh, since people ran away with his cots. In contrast, Narendra Modi, Akhilesh, Mayawati all started their campaign just about two months ago. The elections to Punjab, Goa, UP, Uttarakhand and Manipur are being held in the same season. So the spanner in the works of the BJP was being hatched long back. And suddenly, when Mehar was thrown into spotlight last week, all of us were left wondering where she sprung up from. From the crap this girl was peddling, I had no doubt who might have coached her:

 

We didn’t have to wait very long for proof. And we had this tweet discovered by many, one from the eternal India and Hindu-hater Rana Ayyub. She was applauding this girl as an ambassador of peace:

And when the hate-filled Rana applauds someone – it’s a Red Alert. May 2016. Ahem! So, just as I suspected, I found Barkha Dutt, the talent-spotter and Evoluter of Paki-lovers or morons, behind this little Mehar and having done an interview with her. From then on, it becomes very easy. Barkha must have spotted her and assessed her sentiments and found the perfect Bakri for a launch. She has done that with Pappu, Pappini, Kanhaiya, Hillary and even Udhav Thackeray but failed to Evolute anyone. I estimate Barkha put Mehar on to her protégé Arvind Kejriwal and life in the limelight is just around the corner. I have absolutely no doubts whatsoever that Mehar was coached by Barkha before the interview on the exact lines to use. And like a parrot those lines were reproduced in the tweets on May 2, 2016:

First of all, Barkha peddled the LIE that Mehar was the daughter of a Kargil martyr. How is that for a sentimental claptrap to surround the girl with? She is the daughter of a martyr but her father died fighting terrorists after the Kargil war – in August 1999. But saying he was a Kargil Hero has greater theatrical value for the media criminals than saying he died fighting terrorists. The young Mehar bought it too and gulped it. And then all the other soundbites you read in the image above is very well coached by Barkha and parroted by Mehar like I suspected. On being asked on Twitter why Barkha lied Mehar was a Kargil martyr’s daughter, she replied it was claimed by the girl herself and she saw it on Mehar’s video.  All this was on May 2, 2016. So Barkha saw the video of May 3 on May 2 – Fantastic! Now, a day later on May 3, 2016 Mehar uses the same lines as those with Barkha to create a “placard-video” like a Fiberal Artyfarts mime-video on Youtube and flashes all the same statements from the interview that NDTV had tweeted. Sample one:

Very sassy, eh? Six-year old kid thinks of stabbing someone? At that age, I was busy playing marbles, Kabbaddi and trying to con my dad for small change. The new Fiberal generation is indeed advanced, they want to kill someone at age six. So, if this crap is not concocted I am truly Darth Vader. This is concocted to stun you and to imagine what kind of emotions must be running inside a six-year old. Very dramatic, very histrionic – all the hallmarks of Barkha. No wonder Mehar calls her an “inspiration”. And post the Ramjas fracas between AISA (the Commie unions) and ABVP all kinds of fake allegations were concocted. While the JNU morons were called students, the ABVP was constantly referred to in the media as “Goons” and even as “Hindu extremists” by Sickos.

But it didn’t stop there. Little Mehar had to go on and cultivate her exceptional adoration for one of the most detested politician of our times in Kejriwal and even troll PM Modi over demonetisation like her Guru:

Her statements in the above images can still be dismissed as harmless fun. But after the Ramjas episode she put out anther placard claiming ABVP were goons and she would stand up against them for FoE and ALL students of India were with her. A bit bombastic for a student. That made the entire Sickular gang stand up and applaud her “Bravery”. It was like she just conquered Tiger Hill all over again. But out came other placards from her video where she claimed “Pak didn’t kill my dad – War did”. That set off a laughter challenge among the RW folks who hit back with jokes and satires that raged like a wild fire on the SM. People were shocked that the daughter of a martyr was defending Pakistani murderers. Even though her father didn’t die in the Kargil war he still is a martyr for sacrificing his life fighting terrorists.

The SM-freaks are good “diggers”. Thus, they dug out all her past utterances, statements and Kejri-association. They also dug out her association with the Maoists and India-haters like Kavita Krishnan, Shabnam Hashmi, John Dayal in a concocted “Anti-war show”. Celebrities like Virender Sehwag, Randeep Hooda, Yogeshwar Dutt also joined in and had some fun. But the Sickulars in media and politics started branding them as ‘abusers” and more jokes followed. It seems FoE is reserved only for Commie Pigs and anyone hitting back with even wit and humour is unacceptable to them. They are always serious and angry like Mao or Yechury or D. Raja. They make me laugh a lot – I will give the Commies that much.

When the jokes, taunts and satire became unbearable Mehar and NDTV jointly concocted another story – that she was receiving death threats and rape threats. Now this is the easiest route a woman takes. That too is an inspiration from Barkha I guess, who is an expert and throwing nonsense and then playing victim when people hit back at her stupidity. I guess this is also the reason they chose a girl this time instead of another Kanhaiya – it’s easy for a woman to play victim claiming “rape threats” than for a Kanhaiya to do the same. And Mehar didn’t go to the police but to the DCW which is also headed by a controversial Aaptard, Swati Maliwal. And what explains Kejriwal rushing to the LG to complain and whine about a student Union?

Now we know who are the parties involved in propping up Mehar as another “Kanhaiya” to be used at an appropriate time. I consider it distinctly unfortunate that they picked on the daughter of a martyr to poison her mind with their stupid ideology and misguided notions of war and peace. Minister Kiren Rijiju is therefore right in asking this question:

Claiming Pakistan did not kill her dad and slyly leading Mehar to hold placards that would imply Hindus were anti-Muslims is a “card” very cleverly played by Barkha, Kejriwal and all the others involved in this fraud. And each time there is an election such cards and muck get thrown up now. This time around, I suspect they were a bit late for Punjab but still in time for the remaining phases of UP elections. Rijiju merely calls it pollution, I call it poisoning. And whenever some election or major disaster for the Sickulars comes up – our “poisoners” bring up some such concoction. So much so, that they imply BJP was the party that threatens rape and the Paki friends of these clowns promptly relay it too:

Finally, Mehar being burdened with the onus of proving rape threats must have weighed heavily on her young shoulders. Not a very nice ending to what she thought was courage and boldness in what her puppeteers coached her for. Folks like Kejriwal, Barkha and others USED this young girl who now faces ignominy in the public domain. She tweeted she has withdrawn her “campaign’ (whatever campaign that was) and wanted her privacy to be respected. The media didn’t fail to spin even that as many grandly claimed “women are being silenced”:

No, women are not being silenced nor is anyone else. It’s just that the Commie Fiberals are unable to reconcile to the fact that FoE goes both ways. And behind this young girl were forces that exploited her innocence and boldness. Even though she claims she speaks her own mind, I think we know damn well who scripted all her lines, placards and videos. We also know who threw her to hyenas like Kavita Krishnan, Shabnam Hashmi, John Dayal and others – people eternally nursing contempt for India. It should also be borne in mind that these puppeteers pick on certain specific universities or colleges to indoctrinate their venom among students. From JNU to Hyderabad University to Jadavpur or FTII. These institutions are the last bastions of Commies and I foresee a miserable death for their hate-filled ideology.