In many past posts, I have explained what a “Wiseguy” is. To refresh, a Wiseguy is a
criminal in the Mafia hierarchy or family. Effectively, he is the footsie who
runs all the errands for the Bosses with his small crew. You know, simple errands like murdering someone,
smuggling goods, robbing banks or cash-storage facilities, extortion,
blackmail, bribing cops, bribing judges. They are specialists only in their
experienced tasks but otherwise brainless and often called “morons”. Martin
Scorsese made a movie of some such real-life morons with an alternate title “GoodFellas”. So, they have also come to
be called GoodFellas.
Though Wiseguys are experienced and very committed
to their Boss, they usually goof up and bungle quite often. For instance, the Goodfellas
in the Scorsese movie murder a “made man”
of another family (which is an offence punishable by death in the mafia) and
quietly bury him in a municipal land. Months later the municipality decides to
develop that piece of land. So, the morons go and dig up that body to bury it
elsewhere. The same goes for Congress Wiseguys – The footsies of Sonia Gandhi. They will run all kinds of errands
for her and they will invariably goof up, being brainless by nature. Lately,
they also run simple errands for RahulG,
the heir to the Congress mafia. Take for instance Wiseguys like Abhishek Singhvi, Kapil Sibal or the ever-whining Randeep Surjewala:
The exit polls to the recent elections in MP,
Rajasthan and Chattisgarh were just out and these Wiseguys were issuing threats
to officers of the ED and other agencies against prosecuting Vadra or any of
their mafia family members. You see, Wiseguys like Singhvi and Sibal are good
at their regular jobs like getting a midnight bail by pressurising judges or sexploiting
women in their chambers with the promise of a judge position. They can also be
very brainless with theories like “Zero
loss” or “termites ate all the
accounts books”. I am sure SoniaG puts these morons across her lap and
whacks them blue when they goof up. But given these are her Wiseguys, they will
be restored to their criminal jobs of threatening officials and even claiming “Modi cannot protect them” as if Modi
protects any of them. Such is the extortion, threats and “Goondagiri” of the Congress Wiseguys. Then there are other assorted
Wiseguys of the Congress like this guy Prashant
Bhushan:
Bhushan is actually from another mafia family but
since that family has no business, he is often “rented” by Congress to do their dirty work. So, the moment Sonia
sneezes, Bhushan runs to the SC with a PIL on something or the other. I call
him the “iPIL” man. Whether it’s the Judge
Loya case or the Rafale case,
Bhushan is kept employed with frivolous PILs. One has to wonder who funds this
guy. Surely, Bhushan cannot be doing all this as hobby or in any public
interest. The SC recently slapped a fine of 25 lakhs on Bhushan and his NGO
called “CJAR”. I wonder what CJAR
stands for – Cookie Jar – where every enemy of India drops in Cookies? It
doesn’t take much for the IT Dept and GOI to find out the source of funds for
all the misadventures of Bhushan. I am sure, some forces that are anti-India
are funnelling funds through some route.
Then, there’s a whole channel called NDTV with male and female Wiseguys like
Sreenivasan Jain, Prannoy Roy, Nidhi, Sunetra etc. who have been long time
henchmen and women for Sonia and Congress. They will find the most twisted, irrational
and moronic arguments to defend Congress and Pappu. And the NDTV guys are more
brainless than your average Wiseguy. For instance, only a Nidhi can come up
with something as stupid as asking the GOI to define “Default” and scream about “Default
24”. Recently, the other brainless Wisegirl Sunetra claimed trying Michel in India would amount to “Double Jeopardy” without even knowing
what that means. The NDTV Wiseguys are
dumber than your usual suspects:
Then there are others like Barkha Dutt, Varadabhai
of the TheMire and Shekhar Gupta who is now busy “Printing” lies by the minute.
All of these little Wiseguys desperately want their fiefdom back – to indulge
in corruption, free lunches, free joyrides on govt flights, brown envelopes –
EVERTHING! What about some sundry Wiseguys of other parties who act as spokies
of Congress on TV? These are the biggest moronic Wiseguys of the lot who are
the “Kadi Patta” in Congress recipes; worthless guys that have as much utility
as a bathroom drain plunger that is seldom used:
Tanveer
Ahmed even turned up with a towel wrapped around his
head on Republic TV after the recent election results. When I ridiculed him, he
responded stating he had injuries on his head. Well, even with injuries he
wants to bat for Congress who were the JDS enemies till recently. Less said
about the dumb Ghanshyam Tiwari the
better. He’s supposedly a Harvard graduate but has the brains of a Cuckoo that
belongs to the SP but keeps laying its eggs in the Congress nest. He’s a “Wiseguy for rent”. As for Suneet Chopra, I wonder who found this
useless piece of trash that keeps whining all the time. He’s a Commie CPM
footsie but from somewhere Arnab Goswami dug out this redundant fossil to
embellish his already idiotic debates with more idiocy.
There’s another Wiseguy who floats around as a “Defence expert” and goes by the name of
Ajai Shukla. He used to be an NDTV
fixture but is now a “Roving Wiseguy”. I have strong suspicions that he is one
of those 68 privileged journos of Christian Michel in the Agusta scam but time will tell. Shukla
doesn’t describe the SC verdict as a “Slap for Rahul” but rather as a “respite
for the BJP”. He calls the judgement “flawed” and that SC judgements do not come from God. Voila! At last someone realised
that SC judges are not Gods but humans like us. As stupid as these people can
get, they don’t like the SC if it doesn’t go their way. Shukla was on a show
with Nidhi on NDTV – talk about two morons discussing SC. Nidhi had famously slammed
SC with a British MP and he had to ask her to respect the SC clean chit to Modi
on 2002 riots.
And Shukla claims SC judges don’t have military
knowledge to pronounce judgements. He forgets that SC had two Air Force Chiefs
providing testimony in the Rafale case too. Of course, with such stupidos, SC
was a medical and forensic analyst in the Judge Loya case or the judges were
Pujaris at Sabarimala to know all about Ayyappa traditions. This, then, is how
Congress Wiseguys behave when things don’t go their Mata’s way. Very
predictable! As much as these Wiseguys claim that their Boss Pappu had demanded
a JPC on Rafale, out comes the news that their own Wiseguy Kharge, as the head of a Parliamentary panel, slams HAL for its failures. And the naturally
stupid Pappu shouts about HAL being side-lined in the Rafale deal:
The behaviour of these Wiseguys is dictated by the
behaviour of Pappu himself. Naturally stupid, and habitual liar, RahulG has
emerged as the biggest Wiseguy of the lot. With nothing to lose and no clear
agenda on anything – the Congress has coached Pappu to utter only one sentence
repeatedly – “Rafale scam and Chowkidar
Chor”. He repeated the “Chowkidar Chor” slogan again even after the SC
verdict dismissing petitions seeking a SIT into the Rafale deal. That is the
only agenda for the Congress and their only slogan right up to LS2019. They
hope they can somehow paint Modi as “corrupt” and make that an election issue.
It’s comic that the most corrupt party in the world and the most corrupt family
running it even calls someone else corrupt. Still, however, the mafia must be brought down and it must
be brought down cleverly, smoothly and without any hesitation or demure. A
journalist, Mohan Sinha, describes the dirtiness of the Congress politics
pretty well:
This is the lesson that Modi & co haven’t
learned. You cannot deal with the Congress mafia and their hoodlums by being
nice. The Congress is a demon when in power. When out of power they become even
worse. They resort to abuse, resort to character-assassination and brazen out
their corruption as if they are angels send by Caligula. The kind of LIES they
constantly blabber just to dodge their own crimes would shame even a Ponzi
operator. ModiSarkar and BJP would be well advised not to treat these
criminally-accused with kid gloves anymore. Whining in media and seeking apology from criminals is the trait of
fools. They need to go after the criminals hammer and tongs. And for a
start, they must regularly inform the public about the misdeeds of Congress and
how they are trying to sabotage the Rafale deal and compromise national
security. The govt should use its money to advertise the SC verdict and how
Congress is obfuscating and peddling falsehoods to the public. They need to
gently educate the masses:
Advertisement also has the propensity to have
adverse effects if there is an overkill. Therefore, this has to be done in
instalments just to ensure that the crimes of Congress stay at the top of the
mind recall and do not become extinct. The land grab, “Tax Chori” and that
National Herald scam must also be highlighted, although this part needs to be
done at the BJP expense and not the govt. The
Rafale BLITZ can be under govt expense as the as the lies and allegations
rejected by SC are against the govt and not the party. Let the Congis
respond with ads. Let them drain their money. When things go wrong for them, the mafia
Wiseguys soon start behaving like idiots out of their depths. I can almost
imagine SoniaG desperately calling every moron and threatening them with dire
consequences when this happens (Video 30 secs):
So, how do you then bring the Wiseguys to book and
stop their criminal activities? Not all of them are viciously criminal, some
are just jokers floating around. You do it the same way the FBI did with the mafia in the US. Put a tab on all the Mafia Bosses. Pit one Wiseguy against another. Read
out their crimes to them and threaten them a good life in prison. Consequently,
some Wiseguys will turn rats and be willing to snitch on others. Bug some of them and collect evidence
against the other bigger Wiseguys and their bosses. Keep them under constant pressure. After all, who is a better
teacher than Sonia on this? She hounded people like Mulayam and Mayawati
with the CBI on their illegal assets cases and twisted their arms. Be
absolutely RUTHLESS with Congress Wiseguys. They are neither used to decent
behaviour nor used to normal systems of justice. Publicise every small and big
crime of the Wiseguys widely in the regional media. Stop sleeping with Wiseguys like NDTV or India Today. Lipstick does
not sell in politics.
And that is that. Put the Wiseguys on the run,
hound them and investigate them for any and every crime they may have
committed. After all, there is hardly a Wiseguy of Congress who is free from
corruption or some crime. If you let these jerks off the hook, it would be the
biggest mistake to make in politics. Let them cry vendetta, let them cry
politics. Show no mercy, no remorse.
