Psychotic Comedian Kejri

This is a pictorial prognosis of Arvind Kejriwal’s degeneration into a delusional, schizophrenic, psychotic comedian.

The original “King of Comedy” in recent times is Rahul Gandhi. There is no doubt about that. Lately, Little Pappu has been doing “Khaat Sabhas” in UP where people just run away with the Cots and hardly bother to hear him out. There are those slaves of his like Karan Thapar or Pallavi Ghosh who unfailingly call it another “game changer” by RG. There is some change now. Little Pappu has been running around UP visiting temples and wooing Hindus. He even dresses up like those Christian Missionaries who wrap themselves in saffron to fool the poor in rural India:

Politics may be in his pants and shirt but it would be dull and boring without comedians like him. But RG is being seriously threatened by someone who is starting to out-do him. Arvind Kejriwal has now degenerated from a corrupt, liar, cheater and psychotic bimbo to outright comedy. Since he became CM the second time in Delhi it has nothing but sick, black comedy from the Aaptards. They have made a mockery of Delhijans apart from showing us that Kejri is nothing more than a Pappu in pants and half-sleeves. But he does go one up on RG on the psychotic front. Desperate and clueless he simply doesn’t know what to do about the scams, corruption, bribery, rapes, molestations, extortions by his Aaptards. There is no reason to believe Comedian Kejri was unaware of all the happenings. Here’s what a party devastated by an earthquake of scandals can boast about:

At least 14 of his MLAs (including some ministers) are involved in some scandal or corruption or some case. Some of them as serious as rape and sex-scandals. Not a day passes without a new AAP scandal jumping up on us. You can’t blame AK for these you know. After all, he doesn’t go to office too often and doesn’t have any portfolio as CM. When he does go to office, this is what happens:

I can understand one can get hungry while scamming and looting. One crore worth of Samosa and “Chai” is no big deal. Of this, 47 lakhs consumed by Kejriwal himself. I hope he shared this stuff with his sidekicks.  47 lakhs of samosas and chai for about 18 months with about 7.86 working days that AK does attend office translates to something like 5.98 lakhs per day of samosas. I could be wrong though. Maybe on other days they just send the stuff to AK’s residence. RG is a free-loader at Dalit houses. Psycho Kejri goes one better – He just loots “Delhits”.

Earlier this psycho spent crores of public money to promote his “sex appeal” in many states in India. Fooling Delhijans is not enough, the largesse should be extended to other states which are available to bankrupt. His media friends who gobbled up the money also want to laugh at his comedy but folks like Barkha, Rajdeep, Sagarika, Saba Naqvi, Shekhar Gupta still have hopes from their Messiah. Carry on! And the Sandeep Kumar CD came out. This is the best explanation I have found for why this sex-maniac had to make so many CDs:

On the basis of that explanation I doubt any judge can make any case against the guy. Even otherwise, courts don’t have jurisdiction over Kejriwal and his Aaptards. They are a law unto themselves. AK demonstrated this perfectly when he created the Jokepal for Delhi and people could understand how law-abiding he is:

It’s called the “Kejri Adalat” where the judge, counsellor and defendant are all the same people. That’s why clean-chits fly Kejriwal’s mouth just like Dengue mosquitoes in Delhi. Incidentally, while Kejriwal was busy in Rome and Punjab, Delhi had its first Malaria-death in 7860 years. If only Modi and LG would let this moron work, Delhi would be the healthiest country in the small state of India.  So the psycho goes to Punjab after Rome. After opening some 300 more liquor shops in Delhi he grandly announces no alcohol and meat shops around the Golden Temple:

Psychotic Comedian thinks people are as stupid as he is. Many people pointed out to him that there are no alcohol or meat shops around the Golden Temple area. His media slaves won’t report that but the fool doesn’t know that the SM now beats his cronies in MSM hollow. But hell! Considering AK is a moron like Pappu, he can instantly claim “Jo kaha, so kiya” (whatever I promised, I instantly did). Prior to that he tried another of his comic stunts on the Shatabdi. He claimed travellers he spoke to were against the surge pricing on super-fast trains. Unfortunately, again for him, people stripped him naked (not that stripping him is anymore possible because he does it so well himself):

That’s right! I don’t think Kejri became a corrupt cheat and liar overnight. I am absolutely sure this trait must have started from his childhood and the habit stayed with him all through his life so far. And then he got slapped on the same issue by none other than one of his own “Media-Harem” which he so religiously nourished:

So even Rahul Kanwal, the otherwise dumb guy, calls Comedian Kejri nothing more than a troll who got elected to CM post. But Kejri’s sex maniacs just won’t stop:

So brainless as he is and the coward he is; Kejri does what he does best. He goes “Modi, Modi, Modi”. He pulls out the old Snoopgate story from 2013 which has already been rubbished:

The comedy never ends. While moron Kejri tried his best to divert the whole thing with a bogus story about Modi another rape case of Aaptard comes to the fore. What do we do? These guys must be either on Viagra or possess a serious neurological disorder. Someone has rightly renamed Kejri’s baby “Anti Aurat Party”. Psychotic people are known to go through extreme behavioural patterns. Sometimes happy, sometimes violent, hallucinations, delusions, schizophrenia and any other psychological disorder that you can think of. So our comedian sometime back screamed Modi is planning to kill him:

It is becoming harder and harder for people over which one to vote for as India’s King of Comedy – RahulG or psychotic Kejri. People are hallucinating too. They’re seeing Modi’s men out to kill Kejriwal everywhere:

The entertainment never stops. Kejri has now even issued a legal notice to a guy on Twitter. When I checked up this was over Twitter knocking of some terror sympathiser accounts and this guy suggested TwitterCM’s follower count had fallen because of this. What to do! Kejri crawled at Nitin Gadkari’s feet over the defamation case against him and faces another one by Arun Jaitley. Kudos to this Ravi Pokharna who laughed it off as another episode of the psychotic’s comedy:

The poll just confirmed the psycho is just a cheat and nothing more. And the sex-maniacs keep striking back. Another Aaptard called Amanatullah Khan had to bite the dust over another scandal. This Amanat is also involved a major Waqf Board scam. This was yesterday, September 10:

All this still brings me back to the question – Who is the bigger comedian? Pappu or Psycho? Many people have suggested in the past that both are related in many ways and that Kejri might be the adopted brother of Pappu. Both duffers who keep uttering nonsensical stuff with no meaning or context. Both don’t work. Both run around the country or abroad. Both are tragedy-tourists. Both are vultures waiting to pounce on the next victim of any tragedy. This image suggests some strange connection between the two:

Well, from Delhi to Punjab our psycho has faced noting but protests and has tried his best to do item numbers as he always does. As a final attempt to garner some sympathy he has decided to go for a “throat surgery” to cure his cold. That’s what news reports say. One can only hope for Kejri’s sake Modi is not the surgeon – who knows what might happen. But my guess the psychotic comedian will return unchanged and still be like: