Believe it or not, in the ever-evolving glib
professional world, there are many professions that might surprise you if not
shock you. I am sure not many have heard of professions like Beverage Dissemination Officer, Chick Sexer, Problem Wrangler, Light-Bender,
Twisted Brother etc. You can read
about many such job titles at this site. I recall, many years ago a job-applicant at the US Navy entered
his current profession as “Splosh-Maker”.
Not wanting to sound stupidly ignorant, the recruitment Captain didn’t venture
to ask what that was. The man went through all the recruitment procedures but
no one asked him what a “Splosh Maker” was because no one wanted to sound
foolish and ignorant.
After all routine ground training the man was
assigned to a Navy ship. The Commander, on seeing the resume was bemused to see
the past job description of this guy. So, he took the risk of venturing to call
the man to explain what exactly a Splosh-Maker’s job was. The new recruit
explained with all sincerity: “I was jobless for 10
years and used to collect large rocks and spend my time standing on the bridge
over the river at my village. Every half hour I would drop a large rock into
the river and it would make a gentle sound ‘splosh’, that’s why I call myself splosh-maker”. The
Commander stared at the man for a few minutes and just said “Okay, carry on”.
I often say journos are not very bright people. But
it appears journalism is now not their main profession at all for some. They have other secret professions. For
instance, Sagarika Ghose is an
exceptional “Semenologist” who can
tell the religion of a man by his semen. She must be running a secret lab where
she looks at, smells and tastes semen of all kinds to have acquired such
expertise. That’s not all, the C5M can even tell the religion of a man even
when the semen is inside a balloon. I
think I now understand what Nena’s
deeper, secret message was behind that song “99 Red Balloons”. If that wasn’t enough, now we have Barkha Dutt, the ever-whining,
victim-playing narcissist complaining about someone sending her a pic of a
dick. In doing so, BD let out her real profession that was so far unknown to
all of us. She’s not a journo but in reality, a “Genitalyst”. Here’s the tweet she put out (for obvious reasons, I
had to edit the image**):
Unbelievable, Barkha Dutt can just look at the
image of a dick sent to her and instantly analyse and conclude that it’s a “Nationalistic” genital. So, that’s her
secret profession. Although, these pics that I picked up from Twitter had
something scribbled on the “member”
(like a vehicle registration number). On the left is the pic I saw but was not
able to figure out what was scribbled on it. However, putting the image under a
“telescope” I discovered that it was a name of the owner of that “Tool” that
was printed on it. And if you too take a closer look, I don’t think you would
associate that name with being “nationalistic” unless Barkha meant “Pak
nationalism”. If ever people are murdered frequently, as in the US or parts of
Africa, and their genitals are missing, investigating agencies can now call on
Barkha to at least identify if the man was a “nationalist” or a “communist”. That would narrow the job of identification
of a “John Doe Genital” that is chopped off from the mainland body of its owner.
And BD has now confused the entire SM. So, far “DP” had a different meaning for us,
Barkha has changed the meaning of the abbreviation of DP to “Dick Pic”. And people think she has no
influence over SM. To the credit of ModiSarkar, though, it has to be said that
the fully-depreciated, redundant abusive journos of the past are finding new
professions in which they are finding great success. Sagarika is a
“Semenologist”, Barkha is a “Genitalyst”, Shekhar Gupta and Rajdeep Sardesai
are “Castalysts” (professionals
creating caste-divisions in society). And much of this started with the Pulwama terror attack that martyred 44
of our CRPF Jawans. These
India-haters, Army-haters, Hindu-haters and Modi-haters got busy inside of 48
hours to spin the attention away from the tragedy to turn Kashmiri students
into “victims” at various places. It was an organised and orchestrated effort
from the Paki-pimps in our media and Commie outfits. Here are some samples:
There is already some FIR against that JNU Thugni Shehla Rashid but I’m
surprised why other criminal rumour-mongers and hate-mongers are not being
prosecuted similarly for their FAKE “Kashmiris
under attack” concoction. And do carefully read the tweet by BD at the
left-bottom in the pic above. She claims her number is online and her DM is
open and invites people to spam her. And then, this absolutely horrible
wimp claims her number is being circulated by others and getting her all kinds
of threats and messages:
Why would anyone have to circulate her stupid
number when BD herself has indicated it’s all over the place and has also
opened her DM on Twitter for anyone to message? That’s the kind of moron she
is. Dig a hole for others in her fake
“Kashmiris attacked” propaganda and then fall into it herself. And those
who she claims are attacking her are “Nationalists”. I wonder how many dicks
she has seen in her life to able to clearly identify which dicks or messages
belong to “Nationalists”. Shameless creature that she is, she tries to cover up
her criminal FAKERY over the Kashmiris attacked nonsense with such vile tweets
and victimhood. A mentally deranged narcissist. Everyone on earth is now
familiar with her stupid games and I had diagnosed way back in 2011 that this
whiner has a severe psychological disorder and is a sick “Malignant Narcissist”.
Most people see an unknown number on WA and folks
either delete it or block the number. This Sicko Barkha not only opens the
message, gleefully sees the Dick Pic and concludes it’s a message representing
“Nationalism”. I wonder how many Leftist and Naxal dicks Barkha has seen to
have analysed this to be a “Nationalist” dick. And in the image, the genital
was circumcised so the chances are likely that the ‘member” belonged to Barkha’s own community. To top it off, BD
tweets to HM Rajnath Singh about her
crap and wants him to chase some idiot and become a “Dick Hunter” for her. Apart from being hilarious, BD has now degenerated
into a state of “Delirium”.
The delirious wimp doesn’t stop there. She wants Twitter to act on her porn pic even
when the message she got was on WA. Barkha had no business to relay the porn
“Dick Pic” to the public at large even if someone had sent it to her. She could
have just gone to the cops. Naturally, when people reported it, Twitter asked
her to either delete the offensive pic or be locked out. BD then proceeds to
threaten Twitter with some “imaginary” legal battle. Talk about being a stupid
Don Quixotini battling her delirious windmills concocted in her brainless head:
The more these useless, redundant,
fully-depreciated journos fail, they degenerate into crass, moronic whiners and
play victims of their own device. There are thousands of journos and many may
face some genuine problems or threats or sexual abuse in their work-place or at
the hands of politicians. What this foolish, hyper-delirious Barkha does is
subvert their problems and genuine victims into oblivion with her bogus
tantrums. Even in 2016 she claimed to be stalked, abused, receiving death
threats and to have filed a FIR:
Nobody knows what happened to that case she refers
to or if its another of her grand FAKERIES. Doesn’t matter! Seems BD is as frequently stalked, abused
and given death-threats as pigeons dropping their gifts from the sky. Any
person with the slightest of common sense would either change phone numbers or
block stupid messages but then this idiotic-whiner announces her phone number
is online, her DM is open to everyone just for her foolish theatre. Nobody is
buying her crap anymore. But the good part is, where BD has failed in
journalism, she can delightfully pursue her new profession of being a Genitalyst. There is, after all, some
gains she made through her “Dick-whining”.
Note: **Image
uses scribblings in modified version for “fictional” fun.
