The Reincarnation of Arvind Kejriwal

There is an old movie called “Karz” (1980 – Rishi Kapoor, Simi) in which a man experiences dreams from his past life. He has visions of being killed in his previous life by a greedy wife (Simi) who married him (Raj Kiran) for money. Rishi Kapoor, as reincarnation of Raj Kiran, keeps getting those dreams and searches for answers. In between there is the usual Bollywood masala of songs, dances, family drama, love and all that. In the end he finds the woman who killed him in the previous life, she gets her dues and everything ends happily. Remember that movie?

Some readers were asking me to write about the Arvind Kejriwal – Punya Prasoon Bajpai pimping episode which is doing the rounds. Everyone who watches the news has heard about it now and the incident also exposed how many journalists have been nothing but doormats for AAP. Mind you, they didn’t become that out of choice. I believe the instructions to promote AAP comes straight from the corrupt political masters of some in the MSM; the Congress. So whether it’s Bajpai, Rajdeep, Sagarika, Barkha, Ashutosh you now know what exactly these crooks were doing for the last year or so. But the one person most exposed for duplicity in the last few days is Arvind Kejriwal. Our focus in this post is just AK and none other. His conduct from the time of the TeamAnna days has been nothing but one long run of duplicity, corruption and hypocrisy.There doesn't seem to be a logical explanation for this and we may have too look elsewhere.

Among the first to challenge AK to join politics was none other than Digvijaya Singh. In hindsight, that was no challenge but gentle prodding and offering AK the excuse that he was pushed into politics. It was clever scheming. However, even without that scheming there would have been nothing wrong in AK being in politics. AK has also called MPs “murderers and rapists” and has thrown questions at all sorts of politicians. Ironically, it was Diggy who also asked him 27questions first (October 2012) on his funding, misdeeds while in govt service and his NGO dealings. AK’s response to Diggy then was “not worthy of a response”. Since the election campaign of last year the Congress and media have completely stopped asking any questions to AK while he goes around asking questions to anyone and everyone. Interesting! So what is this guy and why is he doing what he is doing? That’s the question that comes to my mind. Hypocrisy apart, AK even indulges in uncouth behaviour and barks like a frustrated street dog as the second message below shows:

It doesn’t look like AK cares about politics or India. The assorted motley crew he has assembled looks more like a band of mercenaries (or Reservoir Dogs). He has committed most crimes that he had opposed. Every step he takes is like he’s crossing a Rubicon. That is why his politics is not important to me anymore. His dialogue of corruption-free India or a more responsible govt is sheer hypocritical garbage. Only the morons who can’t think for themselves will buy his BS on these issues. It’s his consistent pattern of non-performance in any chosen assignment that makes me wonder what his agenda is. I am largely convinced he is a puppet for domestic and foreign forces which desire to disrupt India and sink it into a morass of permanent economic and military depravation. AK has not only fooled his supporters but used and dumped a lot of close associates like Anna Hazare, Kiran Bedi and Baba Ramdev. There is a psychological and paranormal pattern to this behaviour and that is what this post will talk about. Of course, for once I choose to indulge in an abundant analogy and not restrict this to mere analysis. Let’s get back to ‘Karz’.

While ‘Karz’ is a good, entertaining movie it is neither spooky nor spine-chilling like the original story and movie which is “The reincarnation of Peter Proud” (1975). I draw parallels between Peter Proud’s paranormal condition and Arvind Kejriwal’s progress of dreams. It is hard to compress a movie of 104 minutes into a short version but I hope the video will still manage to explain (12.40 mins with narrative text by me). Watch patiently:

So Peter Proud has these dreams from his previous life where he was murdered by his wife. As he starts tracking down the images from the dreams, he finds that when he spots them one by one, they stop haunting him in his dreams and they disappear. This reduces his nightmares. His psychologist also chases him to write a book and prove the reincarnation theory is true and make millions with the phenomenon and the book. Peter also meets up with the wife from his previous life. The only dream left that keeps recurring is the murder scene at the lake. All the other images stop coming to haunt him once he spots them. It’s a lot like the sequence of dreams Arvind Kejriwal has. AK has quite a similar paranormal streak in his life. Let’s see some parts of AK’s sequence.

After his education AK dreams of a dream job. He gets one at TISCO and gets tired --> He dreams of a govt job --> He gets one. He is once transferred to Chandigarh but doesn’t join and that dream of govt job is abandoned. Wants to study more and dreams of being a social activist --> He becomes an RTI activist and that dream disappears. After that he wants street justice --> He organises some of those social gatherings for justice and gets tired. That dream disappears. He dreams up an anti-corruption front --> he forms it with support of rich men with Anna Hazare as front. He threatens to prosecute some people if he gets power. That dream disappears once his party wins some seats. He dreams of joining politics --> He forms AAP. He dreams of contesting elections and making laws --> He becomes CM. He said he will never take Congress support --> That dream disappears too when he takes support. He says he will never use status symbols or private flights --> He takes a chartered flight and that disappears. That dream vanishes too. He quits and has national ambitions --> He dreams and complains of media corruption but finds himself corrupting the media.

Someone explains the entire sequence of AK’s life of leaving every assignment unfinished and the hypocrisy of his grand proclamations and what happens when he actually reaches his “dream” point.

Unfortunately, AK doesn’t even see these as U-turns, or as people now call it “KejriTurn”. It doesn’t even remotely strike him that these hypocrisies are shocking to the ordinary public and is blissfully oblivious to all of it. The only explanation one can offer for this behaviour is a psychological problem where AK doesn’t see it at all. He doesn’t see what he has done to himself. Logically, one can only assume that he doesn’t care because he is only playing out a part he has been ordered to play. There are no consequences that bother him or there were no intended consequences at all. He is not playing for anything. That he keeps “checking” one dream after another as if he were sleep-walking through it doesn’t seem accidental at all. It is as if that’s the way it was arranged and meant to be. RSN Singh is a former Military Intelligence and RAW officer and he documents a case about AK titled “Kejriwal: India’s biggest scam”. It takes a patient reading to understand the maze of “arrangements” through which AK operates but survives legal prosecution and continues to live his dream on. This is probably the reason for his nonchalance; protected by the very forces he claimed to be originally protesting against. Here’s how RSN Singh explains the entire maze:

Peter Proud has only one last enactment to live through to wipe out all the traces of his nightmares and dreams: The lake where he was killed in his previous life. If he can experience it and get past it he can return to his normal life. So let’s check out what happened in the movie at the end (2.52 mins):

To erase that final nightmare Peter Proud ends up erasing himself. The book about reincarnation being real never got to be written by his psychologist as he had no living proof left. We are yet to reach the time where AK reaches his one last scene where he escapes his dreams and does the final U-turn. I certainly do not wish him an end like Peter Proud but the reincarnated Arvind Kejriwal is rushing towards a finale. AK is already into his second life; one was before becoming political and one after it. The latter one is the reincarnated AK. The more AK screams and does his “nautankis” the more he seems to set the stage to play victim and pre-empt any prosecution. This may not be possible after the elections. I sincerely hope jail was not one of Arvind Kejriwal’s dreams.

Confederation of Indian Agitators

As far back as I can remember we always wanted to establish and own a NGO. By ‘we’, I mean my friends and me who had just finished some education. Apart from our jobs we spent evenings devising ‘Get Rich Quick’ schemes. We spent a lot of time on what type of NGO to create. One idea was to make a NGO and build a temple in some popular street corner. The temple could get bigger slowly and the little coins and notes would flow and keep increasing by the day. Then we wouldn’t have to work at all. But when it came to it we didn’t have the guts to do something that illegal so we dropped it. (Good choice too. That ‘communal’ Narendra Modi destroyed a lot of illegal temples). Another one was to create a NGO to educate rural folks on fertiliser use. That could get us funds from Govt, NABARD and even fertiliser companies. But we couldn’t tell fertilisers from cow-dung so we dropped that. There were many more. Seriously, all we wanted was lots of money and few big cars. We wanted to work 3 months and earn a year’s money. What is so wrong about that? And we wanted to spend weekends at luxury resorts. We wanted luxury trips to foreign countries at others’ expense and give speeches at seminars during spare time on the trip. How is all that unfair at all?

Turned out we weren’t brainy enough for those schemes and are stuck to earning money the stupid way – the honest way. When we now chat sometimes we realise how foolish we were in missing an important bus. We could have had a NGO, gotten rich and have done nothing special. All we had to do was to gather a bunch of people and agitate. Did I hear you ask “agitate for what”? Oh come on, we are a constitutionally “socialist” democracy, we can agitate for anything. Street lamps, pot holes, factory workers, farmers, water shortage, floods, health, politics, slum dwellers, hunger, mal-nutrition, riots, justice, transport, trees, forests, flyovers, pollution, late trains, even dams and nuclear plants. Like a 5-Star restaurant we could create an À la carte menu for agitations. We could have been somebody, we could have been famous. And we were, still are, good public speakers. We could have given great speeches and great sound bites for TV. We could have even manufactured ‘reality agitations’ made for TV. Rajdeep Sardesai would have taken pictures with us with our autographs and proclaimed “Great images. Gnight”. I could have written a book and won the Broker Prize instead of writing a blog.

We look at Arvind Kejriwal, Manish Sisodia, Teesta Setalvad, Medha Patkar and many more and regret our miserable lives. Back then a dream groom for parents was an IAS officer and he commanded a huge dowry. Now look at what 21st century has done. Even Harsh Mander gives up his IAS job and creates a NGO. Yeah, even Kejriwal gave up a govt job and created a NGO. Lately, Uday Kumar and Chittarupa Palit have managed better than anyone could dream of. They have introduced great new concepts to agitations. See? Even in this business there is room for innovation. The most inspiring of agitations has to be the Chipko Movement of the early 70s. This was one where villagers hugged trees to protect them from being felled by greedy de-foresters. The history of Chipko movement seems older and there are references to the movement from 1906, 1921 and 1940.

According to Wikipedia the Chipko movement is older than our freedom movement. “The first recorded event of Chipko took place in village Khejarli, Jodhpur district, in 1731, when 363 Bishnois, led by Amrita Devi while protecting green Khejri trees, considered sacred by the community, by hugging them, and braved the axes of loggers sent by the local ruler”. Damn! Even in 1731 it was a woman. One should have known. And the tradition of that brave woman has been followed by many modern day women. Historians are still debating whether Amrita Devi owned a Pajero or a Toyota and if she had a Ph.D. from Cambridge, JNU or AMU. But historians do confirm she studied at the LSE (Luni School of Economics). I’m not kidding, Luni is a prominent town in Jodhpur district. And she spoke English as fluently as Lord Megmoron. For her brilliant efforts Amrita Devi was also appointed member of the MAC (Mughal Advisory Council). Yeah, it was known by that name then.

But nobody, nobody beats Chittarupa Palit (Also spelt Chittaroopa sometimes) in leading agitations. She seems to be a protégé of Medha Patkar from the Narmada Bachchao Andolan (NBA). She gathered some villagers in Khandwa district of Madhya Pradesh and organised a Jal Satyagraha to protest some dam. She wanted lands and compensation for the displaced villagers. Noble! So she got some people to immerse themselves in water. Sometimes knee-deep, sometimes waist-deep, sometimes neck-deep, sometimes….. But in all those 14-17 days of being sunk, Chittarupa was always fresh as fish to speak to the media. No matter what the courts say people like Medha, Chittarupa, Teesta, Uday Kumar are instant heroes on TV. Here’s an excerpt from a Times of India report:

Welcome to the village which was in the eye of the storm with 'jal satyagrah' for the past three weeks… It's a story of how the entire media was taken for a ride with the help of mobile phones, which came in handy for keeping tabs on TV crews. The spot shown on TV channels where the agitators protested is not the village proper but the banks of a canal running into the Narmada…When TOI inspected the place of demonstration after the water receded, the spot was found to be only two feet deep… "We were sitting in water," said Mehtab Giri, a villager who joined the protest. "First, we laid bricks and stone slabs on which were placed iron doors used for sluice gates of the dam. This would help us sit comfortably during the protest… "Whenever the media took shots, the second arrangement in the slightly deeper water was used. Agitators waded into water to show the level sometimes chin-deep and at others, neck-deep. When they stood up, it was hardly till their waist." And they weren't in water all the time; they frequently walked in and out of the canal"… there were only three people in the water most of the time… The third was NBA worker Chittarupa Palit, who also walked out to brief the media and file documents. Others took turns. The evidence is all in the television shots"…

Nice, isn’t it? I wonder how Palit makes her living or where she gets her money from. She’s living my dreams. That’s alright, even Arvind Kejriwal rubbished the information that he was funded by Ford Foundation. He did agree that he received funds from them. So what! Even Amrita Devi of that Chipko thing received funds from Ford Foundation in 1731. That brings us to Dr. Uday Kumar, lead agitator against the Kudankulam Nuclear plant. This agitation seems to have received over 50 crores from various Christian Church organisations. Despite Supreme Court orders, despite govt assuring them about safety of the plant Uday Kumar started another round of agitations recently. This time, taking a leaf out of Chittarupa’s book he drove the agitators into the sea for another round of aqua agitation. In the end the poor villagers may end up where they started before the agitations. Some even get killed when the agitations turn violent. “Nameless heads on frameless walls” as a famous artist said. The only ones getting rich and famous are those English-speaking urbanites who run this agitation industry. What's criminal? Agitations are fine but both Chittarupa Palit and Uday Kumar, in their 'possessed' frame of mind had endangered lives of people.

And, of course, based on this farcical agitation and fraudulent immersions, TV channels like TimesNow and CNN-IBN aired the “choreographed” images 24X7 .. 14 days in water, 15 days, 16 days, 17 days. And when the MP govt announced a package they even claimed “TimesNow Impact” and “CNN-IBN Impact”. That’s how foolish our media is and that’s how they try to fool people. I don’t grudge the packages given to the villagers by the MP govt. There’s no harm in that. It’s the methods of the NGO that should have been investigated and reported by these channels. Oh incidentally, both MP and TN are Non-Congress states. That is enough said.

In case you haven't heard, over the last decade or so there are many NGOs created whose job is to just channel funds. They are NGO ‘fund raisers’. Some are even supported by banks. They collect funds from Indians, NRIs and others and channel those funds to the NGOs of the choice of the donor. Their earnings come from commissions from the funds donated. Pretty much like a Stock Broker isn’t it? And these brokers are also passed off as NGOs rather than as commercial businesses. If you plan to start a NGO it might make sense to get yourself registered with one of the brokers.

My friends and I have decided to give it a final shot. Having failed to agitate over anything we have decided to establish the CIA. No, not that CIA. This is the ‘Confederation of Indian Agitators’. This would act as the Apex body of all Agitation-NGOs. We will lobby to get the govt to make it mandatory for all Agitation-NGOs to first be registered with and recognised by CIA for any valid dialogue with them. You see, we then get membership fees, donations, foreign funds, Church funds, govt funds, private funds, hawala funds. And all that without ever having to agitate. Don’t you dare steal this idea now! 

Caution: The post is not a comment on all NGOs. Many of them are doing commendable work worthy of applause.