Tiny Sickular Dancers

Believe it or not, Overtoun Bridge is an old structure near Dumbarton, Scotland. It still stands but the locals don’t call it by that name. They call it the “Dog-Suicide Bridge”. For some reason or other, dogs seem to either jump off this bridge or meet with some accident. The bridge is only 50-foot tall and at least 50 dogs are known to have jumped off it. Some 600 dogs reportedly survived the fall. The most common theory is that smell is luring the dogs to their demise. Squirrel, mice and, most pungently, mink are known to nest below the bridge, the scent of which is attractive to dogs:

In much a similar fashion, there are many in the media and other public domains that are almost led to a suicidal mission. One has to wonder what drags them to their pathetic state. Frustration could be one reason. The other undeniable reason is MONEY. ModiSarkar has put an end to free joyrides, Golgappas and other assorted doles to journos and Dalals. So, the avenues to corrupt money from the govt, free upgrades to business class in air travel, free bottles of wine, free lunches at Andhra Bhavan – all that has stopped. The bigger crooks and Dalals in the media and elsewhere have managed to stash a small loot to survive in luxury. It’s the smaller ones, the tiny Sickular dancers, that seem to be struggling for crumbs. They howl, bark and yelp at every silly thing. Here are some of those Tiny Sickular Dancers:

There’s Ravish the “Caste-Master” whose brother was caught in the pimping business. Abhisar the tax-broker vacationing on wife’s strange generosity. Arfa Khanum whines in deep pain because Modi took a pic with his mom. So, in revenge, she takes a pic with Azam Khan, the guy with “Snake eyes” who looks at women’s undies. There’s the Christian Mihir Sharma who’s too afraid to go around in his real name of “Simple Simon” but considers himself an economy-expert. Swara is out of work, out of brains and recently got badly trashed by a Bihari Dalit. Rohini Singh is the Radiagirl who was set up in ET by Radia-stenographer MK Venu. I don’t know what the 2BHK flat surrounding her existence is all about but she did a damn good job of campaigning for Akhilesh and helping BJP win UP. There’s Kavita Krishnan – Mao’s original left-over. The most abusive woman on SM – Bainjal in her friendliest avatar. Salil Tripathi free-loading as usual and then farts on Twitter. Faye D’Souza, the Tee-hee girl with her Biskoots. And PP Bajpai, the Krantikaari footsie of Kejriwal.

The pic obviously doesn’t include all the tiny Sickular dancers and there could be at least a dozen more. So, the enthusiastic reader might want to hold his comments on “you missed this one, you missed that one”. The thread that binds all these dancers is their extreme hatred for Modi. They won’t last a day until they have spouted some crap about Modi for no reason or rhyme. And their anger gets worse as they realise Modi might easily get another five years. By the end of Modi’s second term, some of these dancers, like Salil, Mihir and Ravish might hit menopause. And their life will be empty with helplessness of another Modi term and the horrible torture of watching their darling Congress disintegrate. Swara Bhaskar need not be hopeless though. She’s nearing 40 and might still get young-mother roles in some movie or TV series. The only disappointment for her will be that young-mother roles would require her to play mature (which is impossible for her) and no dancing scenes would be involved.

Bainjal and Rohini recently consolidated their reputation as stupid Sickular fools in an incident involving the vociferous Maj.Gen Bakshi. They both ranted against AirVistara for hosting and honouring him on one of their flights. These days, airlines have separate boarding Qs for Army personnel and veterans. It’s a privilege we should gladly grant them. But no... these tiny Sickular dancers outraged over an issue that shouldn’t have bothered anyone at all:

Consequent to such stupid rants and outbursts from many tiny Sickulars AirVistara took down the tweet honouring GDB. Naturally, the patriots and those who respect the army gave a sound thrashing to the airline on Twitter and elsewhere. In its eagerness to please some idiots, the airline proved not very sensible in its thinking:

 

The so-called “intolerance” warriors like the tiny dancers, all ranted against GDB and the airline. But these days, these Sickos are far out-numbered by nationalists and patriots and their nonsense invites severe retaliation. In just about 24 hours, the airline realised its foolishness and its top executives personally visited and apologised to GDB:

Beaten again, I don’t think the foul-mouthed Bainjal or the moronic Akhilesh-plumber Rohini would have been able to digest the turn of events. Imagine what another five years of Modi would do to these creeps. I hope they don’t jump off like the dogs at the Overtoun bridge and try counselling with a psychologist. Incidentally, both Bainjal and Rohini were sacked from their previous employment in Zee TV and Economic Times respectively. I guess those companies learned that they aren’t journalists but just political-pimps sniffing for crumbs and Biskoots from certain politicians. Bainjal lives in her imaginary world of trolls as she suffers delusions. The army-abuser Rohini was so very concerned about WingCdr Abhinandan that she was ranting against PM Modi to drop everything else and bring him back soon instead of attending other issues:

Well, for someone who frequently abuses the uniformed-personnel, calls them bigots, Rohini seems to show extraordinary concern for Abhinandan. But she got slapped then too as Abhinandan was back very quickly. She, like many of her Sickular gangs had probably hoped that the matter would drag on and she could beat Modi every day with her moth-eaten, hate-filled stick. Didn’t happen. So, Rohini moved on to GDB and still got slapped again. Some people never learn. That’s why they are employed in Nut-houses called TheLiar. There’s another tiny Sickular dancer who goes by the name Sadanand Dhume. He’s the weirdest of them all. He is most known for sleeping with the Lutyens crowd but claiming he’s still a virgin and not part of the Lutyens orgy:

Anyone wanting to be seen on a bike or on the same image frame as Barkha would seriously need to have his or her head checked. But Dhume has nobody else to call. Nobody else would have him. Lately, he has dumped all his opinions and sermons and works like a postman who keeps quoting and peddling other’s opinions through his tweets. This poodle already seems to have jumped off the “Dog suicide bridge”:

Of course, as long as Barkha keeps whistling, poodle Dhume will keep running to her call. The most disillusioned character in any kind of media has to be Barkha Dutt. Nobody wants her, nobody gives a damn about her opinions, nobody wants to associate with her anymore. She jumped off that bridge a long time ago. She wants Modi to be “Prime ministerial” in his campaign. But the son she evoluted – RahulG, is showing the same signs of delirium, narcissism and dunderheadedness as Barkha is doing. All of them are rotting in their own filthy stew and Modi supporters are enjoying it. From the looks of it, they will stew in that sludge for a long time. The worst slap delivered in the past few weeks was to none other than that moron Swara Bhaskar. She thinks she’s some kind of saviour of Muslims, Dalits and holds others in extreme contempt. All it took was a Bihari Dalit to land a resounding kick on her “Tukde-Tukde bottom”:

Exactly, all these stupid tiny Sickular dancers had better learn that people aren’t fools to fall for their stupid barking. Swara’s face was squashed like a rotten pumpkin into her own “Shit” that she wanted others to call out. It will take her a while to clean that crap off her face. The problem for these chota-mota tiny dancers is that their own senior tribe doesn’t respect them. The elite club of Dalals like Rajdeep, Sagarika, Shekhar, Barkha etc consider these little dancers as street-side vagrants and of no worth or importance. So, these tiny dancers troll every good army person, troll Modi, troll anything good about India to stay alive.

These tiny dancers also seem to forget. Post LS 2014 all their senior dancers and Dalals lost their jobs. Rajdeep, Sagarika, Shekhar, Barkha, Varadarajan, Raghav Bahl – all of them and many more got thrown out of their jobs. They are now into other garbage-peddling avenues. Modi and BJP are predicted to win LS2019. It’s a warning to these sick tiny dancers to be a bit more sensible as their Tabelas like Quint, Scroll, Wire might all go through upheavals and go down the drain. They had better learn – It’s not who you dance for but how dirty your stupid dance is that will make you jump off that bridge. 

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