Believe it or not, Overtoun Bridge is an old structure near Dumbarton, Scotland. It
still stands but the locals don’t call it by that name. They call it the “Dog-Suicide Bridge”. For some reason or
other, dogs seem to either jump off this bridge or meet with some accident. The
bridge is only 50-foot tall and at least 50 dogs are known to have jumped off
it. Some 600 dogs reportedly survived the fall. The most common theory is that smell is luring the dogs to their
demise. Squirrel, mice and, most pungently, mink are known to nest below the
bridge, the scent of which is attractive to dogs:
In much a similar fashion, there are many in the
media and other public domains that are almost led to a suicidal mission. One
has to wonder what drags them to their pathetic state. Frustration could be one
reason. The other undeniable reason is MONEY.
ModiSarkar has put an end to free joyrides, Golgappas and other assorted doles
to journos and Dalals. So, the avenues to corrupt money from the govt, free
upgrades to business class in air travel, free bottles of wine, free lunches at
Andhra Bhavan – all that has stopped. The bigger crooks and Dalals in the media
and elsewhere have managed to stash a small loot to survive in luxury. It’s the
smaller ones, the tiny Sickular dancers, that seem to be struggling for crumbs.
They howl, bark and yelp at every silly thing. Here are some of those Tiny
Sickular Dancers:
There’s Ravish
the “Caste-Master” whose brother was caught in the pimping business. Abhisar the tax-broker vacationing on
wife’s strange generosity. Arfa Khanum
whines in deep pain because Modi took a pic with his mom. So, in revenge, she
takes a pic with Azam Khan, the guy with “Snake eyes” who looks at women’s
undies. There’s the Christian Mihir
Sharma who’s too afraid to go around in his real name of “Simple Simon” but
considers himself an economy-expert. Swara
is out of work, out of brains and recently got badly trashed by a Bihari Dalit.
Rohini Singh is the Radiagirl who
was set up in ET by Radia-stenographer MK Venu. I don’t know what the 2BHK flat surrounding her existence is
all about but she did a damn good job of campaigning for Akhilesh and helping
BJP win UP. There’s Kavita Krishnan
– Mao’s original left-over. The most abusive woman on SM – Bainjal in her friendliest avatar. Salil Tripathi free-loading as usual and then farts on Twitter. Faye D’Souza, the Tee-hee girl with her
Biskoots. And PP Bajpai, the
Krantikaari footsie of Kejriwal.
The pic obviously doesn’t include all the tiny
Sickular dancers and there could be at least a dozen more. So, the enthusiastic
reader might want to hold his comments on “you
missed this one, you missed that one”. The thread that binds all these
dancers is their extreme hatred for Modi. They won’t last a day until they have
spouted some crap about Modi for no reason or rhyme. And their anger gets worse
as they realise Modi might easily get another five years. By the end of Modi’s
second term, some of these dancers, like Salil, Mihir and Ravish might hit
menopause. And their life will be empty with helplessness of another Modi term
and the horrible torture of watching their darling Congress disintegrate. Swara Bhaskar need not be hopeless
though. She’s nearing 40 and might still get young-mother roles in some movie
or TV series. The only disappointment for her will be that young-mother roles
would require her to play mature (which is impossible for her) and no dancing
scenes would be involved.
Bainjal and Rohini recently consolidated their
reputation as stupid Sickular fools in an incident involving the vociferous Maj.Gen Bakshi. They both ranted
against AirVistara for hosting and
honouring him on one of their flights. These days, airlines have separate
boarding Qs for Army personnel and veterans. It’s a privilege we should gladly
grant them. But no... these tiny Sickular dancers outraged over an issue that
shouldn’t have bothered anyone at all:
Consequent to such stupid rants and outbursts from
many tiny Sickulars AirVistara took down the tweet honouring GDB. Naturally,
the patriots and those who respect the army gave a sound thrashing to the
airline on Twitter and elsewhere. In its eagerness to please some idiots, the
airline proved not very sensible in its thinking:
The so-called “intolerance” warriors like the tiny
dancers, all ranted against GDB and the airline. But these days, these Sickos
are far out-numbered by nationalists and patriots and their nonsense invites
severe retaliation. In just about 24 hours, the airline realised its
foolishness and its top executives personally visited and apologised to GDB:
Beaten again, I don’t think the foul-mouthed
Bainjal or the moronic Akhilesh-plumber Rohini would have been able to digest
the turn of events. Imagine what another five years of Modi would do to these
creeps. I hope they don’t jump off like
the dogs at the Overtoun bridge and try counselling with a psychologist. Incidentally,
both Bainjal and Rohini were sacked from their previous employment in Zee TV and Economic Times respectively. I guess those companies learned that
they aren’t journalists but just political-pimps sniffing for crumbs and
Biskoots from certain politicians. Bainjal lives in her imaginary world of
trolls as she suffers delusions. The army-abuser Rohini was so very concerned
about WingCdr Abhinandan that she was
ranting against PM Modi to drop everything else and bring him back soon instead
of attending other issues:
Well, for someone who frequently abuses the
uniformed-personnel, calls them bigots, Rohini seems to show extraordinary
concern for Abhinandan. But she got slapped then too as Abhinandan was back
very quickly. She, like many of her Sickular gangs had probably hoped that the
matter would drag on and she could beat Modi every day with her moth-eaten,
hate-filled stick. Didn’t happen. So, Rohini moved on to GDB and still got
slapped again. Some people never learn. That’s
why they are employed in Nut-houses called TheLiar. There’s another tiny
Sickular dancer who goes by the name Sadanand
Dhume. He’s the weirdest of them all. He is most known for sleeping with
the Lutyens crowd but claiming he’s still a virgin and not part of the Lutyens
orgy:
Anyone wanting to be seen on a bike or on the same
image frame as Barkha would seriously need to have his or her head checked. But
Dhume has nobody else to call. Nobody else would have him. Lately, he has
dumped all his opinions and sermons and works like a postman who keeps quoting
and peddling other’s opinions through his tweets. This poodle already seems to
have jumped off the “Dog suicide bridge”:
Of course, as long as Barkha keeps whistling,
poodle Dhume will keep running to her call. The most disillusioned character in any kind of media has to be Barkha
Dutt. Nobody wants her, nobody gives a damn about her opinions, nobody
wants to associate with her anymore. She jumped off that bridge a long time
ago. She wants Modi to be “Prime ministerial” in his campaign. But the son she
evoluted – RahulG, is showing the same signs of delirium, narcissism and dunderheadedness
as Barkha is doing. All of them are
rotting in their own filthy stew and Modi supporters are enjoying it. From
the looks of it, they will stew in that sludge for a long time. The worst slap
delivered in the past few weeks was to none other than that moron Swara
Bhaskar. She thinks she’s some kind of saviour of Muslims, Dalits and holds
others in extreme contempt. All it took was a Bihari Dalit to land a resounding kick on her “Tukde-Tukde bottom”:
Exactly, all these stupid tiny Sickular dancers had
better learn that people aren’t fools to fall for their stupid barking. Swara’s
face was squashed like a rotten pumpkin into her own “Shit” that she wanted
others to call out. It will take her a while to clean that crap off her face. The problem for these chota-mota tiny
dancers is that their own senior tribe doesn’t respect them. The elite club
of Dalals like Rajdeep, Sagarika, Shekhar, Barkha etc consider these little
dancers as street-side vagrants and of no worth or importance. So, these tiny
dancers troll every good army person, troll Modi, troll anything good about
India to stay alive.
These tiny dancers also seem to forget. Post LS
2014 all their senior dancers and Dalals
lost their jobs. Rajdeep, Sagarika, Shekhar, Barkha, Varadarajan, Raghav
Bahl – all of them and many more got thrown out of their jobs. They are now
into other garbage-peddling avenues. Modi and BJP are predicted to win LS2019.
It’s a warning to these sick tiny dancers to be a bit more sensible as their
Tabelas like Quint, Scroll, Wire might all go through upheavals and go down the
drain. They had better learn – It’s not
who you dance for but how dirty your stupid dance is that will make you jump
off that bridge.
