This
is a pictorial prognosis of Arvind Kejriwal’s degeneration into a
delusional, schizophrenic, psychotic comedian.
The
original “King of Comedy”
in recent times is Rahul Gandhi. There is no doubt about that. Lately, Little
Pappu has been doing “Khaat Sabhas” in UP where people
just run away with the Cots and hardly bother to hear him out. There are those
slaves of his like Karan Thapar or Pallavi Ghosh who unfailingly call it
another “game changer” by RG. There is some change now. Little Pappu has been
running around UP visiting temples and wooing Hindus. He even dresses up like
those Christian Missionaries who wrap themselves in saffron to fool the poor in
rural India:
Politics
may be in his pants and shirt but it would be dull and boring without comedians
like him. But RG is being seriously threatened by someone who is starting to
out-do him. Arvind Kejriwal has now
degenerated from a corrupt, liar, cheater and psychotic bimbo to outright
comedy. Since he became CM the second time in Delhi it has nothing but sick,
black comedy from the Aaptards. They have made a mockery of Delhijans apart
from showing us that Kejri is nothing more than a Pappu in pants and
half-sleeves. But he does go one up on RG on the psychotic front. Desperate and
clueless he simply doesn’t know what to do about the scams, corruption,
bribery, rapes, molestations, extortions by his Aaptards. There is no reason to
believe Comedian Kejri was unaware of all the happenings. Here’s what a party
devastated by an earthquake of scandals can boast about:
At least
14 of his MLAs (including some ministers) are involved in some scandal or
corruption or some case. Some of them as serious as rape and sex-scandals. Not
a day passes without a new AAP scandal jumping up on us. You can’t blame AK for
these you know. After all, he doesn’t go to office too often and doesn’t have
any portfolio as CM. When he does go to office, this is what happens:
I can
understand one can get hungry while scamming and looting. One crore worth of Samosa and “Chai” is no big deal. Of this, 47
lakhs consumed by Kejriwal himself. I hope he shared this stuff with his
sidekicks. 47 lakhs of samosas and chai
for about 18 months with about 7.86 working days that AK does attend office translates
to something like 5.98 lakhs per day of samosas. I could be wrong though. Maybe
on other days they just send the stuff to AK’s residence. RG is a free-loader at Dalit houses. Psycho Kejri goes one better – He
just loots “Delhits”.
Earlier
this psycho spent crores of public money to promote his “sex appeal” in many
states in India. Fooling Delhijans is not enough, the largesse should be extended
to other states which are available to bankrupt. His media friends who gobbled
up the money also want to laugh at his comedy but folks like Barkha, Rajdeep,
Sagarika, Saba Naqvi, Shekhar Gupta still have hopes from their Messiah. Carry
on! And the Sandeep Kumar CD came
out. This is the best explanation I have found for why this sex-maniac had to
make so many CDs:
On the
basis of that explanation I doubt any judge can make any case against the guy.
Even otherwise, courts don’t have jurisdiction over Kejriwal and his Aaptards.
They are a law unto themselves. AK demonstrated this perfectly when he created
the Jokepal for Delhi and people could understand how law-abiding he is:
It’s
called the “Kejri Adalat” where the
judge, counsellor and defendant are all the same people. That’s why clean-chits fly Kejriwal’s mouth just like
Dengue mosquitoes in Delhi. Incidentally, while Kejriwal was busy in Rome
and Punjab, Delhi had its first Malaria-death in 7860 years. If only Modi and
LG would let this moron work, Delhi would be the healthiest country in the
small state of India. So the psycho goes
to Punjab after Rome. After opening some 300 more liquor shops in Delhi he
grandly announces no alcohol and meat shops around the Golden Temple:
Psychotic
Comedian thinks people are as stupid as he is. Many people pointed out to him
that there are no alcohol or meat shops around the Golden Temple area. His
media slaves won’t report that but the fool doesn’t know that the SM now beats
his cronies in MSM hollow. But hell! Considering AK is a moron like Pappu, he
can instantly claim “Jo kaha, so kiya”
(whatever I promised, I instantly did). Prior to that he tried another of his
comic stunts on the Shatabdi. He claimed travellers he spoke to were against
the surge pricing on super-fast trains. Unfortunately, again for him, people
stripped him naked (not that stripping him is anymore possible because he does
it so well himself):
That’s
right! I don’t think Kejri became a corrupt cheat and liar overnight. I am
absolutely sure this trait must have started from his childhood and the habit
stayed with him all through his life so far. And then he got slapped on the same issue by none other than one of his own “Media-Harem” which he so religiously nourished:
So even
Rahul Kanwal, the otherwise dumb guy, calls Comedian Kejri nothing more than a
troll who got elected to CM post. But Kejri’s sex maniacs just won’t stop:
So
brainless as he is and the coward he is; Kejri does what he does best. He goes
“Modi, Modi, Modi”. He pulls out the
old Snoopgate story from 2013 which has already been rubbished:
The
comedy never ends. While moron Kejri tried his best to divert the whole thing
with a bogus story about Modi another rape case of Aaptard comes to the fore. What
do we do? These guys must be either on
Viagra or possess a serious neurological disorder. Someone has rightly
renamed Kejri’s baby “Anti Aurat Party”.
Psychotic people are known to go through extreme behavioural patterns.
Sometimes happy, sometimes violent, hallucinations, delusions, schizophrenia
and any other psychological disorder that you can think of. So our comedian
sometime back screamed Modi is planning to kill him:
It is
becoming harder and harder for people over which one to vote for as India’s
King of Comedy – RahulG or psychotic Kejri. People are hallucinating too.
They’re seeing Modi’s men out to kill Kejriwal everywhere:
The
entertainment never stops. Kejri has now even issued a legal notice to a guy on
Twitter. When I checked up this was over Twitter knocking of some terror
sympathiser accounts and this guy suggested TwitterCM’s follower count had
fallen because of this. What to do! Kejri crawled at Nitin Gadkari’s feet over the defamation case against him and faces
another one by Arun Jaitley. Kudos
to this Ravi Pokharna who laughed it off as another episode of the psychotic’s
comedy:
The poll
just confirmed the psycho is just a cheat and nothing more. And the sex-maniacs
keep striking back. Another Aaptard called Amanatullah Khan had to bite the
dust over another scandal. This Amanat is also involved a major Waqf Board
scam. This was yesterday, September 10:
All this still
brings me back to the question – Who is
the bigger comedian? Pappu or Psycho? Many people have suggested in the
past that both are related in many ways and that Kejri might be the adopted
brother of Pappu. Both duffers who keep uttering nonsensical stuff with no
meaning or context. Both don’t work. Both run around the country or abroad.
Both are tragedy-tourists. Both are vultures waiting to pounce on the next
victim of any tragedy. This image suggests some strange connection between the
two:
Well,
from Delhi to Punjab our psycho has faced noting but protests and has tried his
best to do item numbers as he always does. As a final attempt to garner some
sympathy he has decided to go for a “throat
surgery” to cure his cold. That’s what news reports say. One can only hope for Kejri’s sake Modi is
not the surgeon – who knows what might happen. But my guess the psychotic
comedian will return unchanged and still be like:
