Intellectual
is not a “self-bestowed” title. Real intellectuals don’t even describe
themselves as such. It is usually others who recognise their body of work and
contribution to society and call them intellectuals. In India, for long, you
couldn’t be called an intellectual unless you were a Commie and part of the
Nehruvian Tabela of Delhi. You can even
lobby to be called an intellectual, just as many lobby for Padma awards. Of
course, grovelling will be involved. Then, you will have to become the member
of India International Centre (IIC) or
frequent it often enough to become part of the gossip circuit. I can tell you
this though, I was once invited to IIC for lunch by some folks. I swear, the
whole place reeks of intellectuals. As an added bonus, I guarantee you will
find the sweetest smelling people on earth at IIC. Even those in kurta-pyjama
and beards will smell sweet.
I don’t
know the brands but maybe from Revlon to Kaajal you will find all kinds of
lipstick, face-powder, mascara and what not. By the way, getting a membership
to IIC is not easy. It is tougher than getting into IIMA or Harvard. It is
harder than conquering the 36 chambers of Shaolin. I’m not kidding, just read
this in BS India, even the
Lutyens elite have to stand in Q. So you can imagine the delight of Ramachandra Guha when he finally got a
membership at IIC. He must have been thrilled like a little kid and earned a
right to be called an intellectual. I think this was around 2013 but that
doesn’t matter. I had only known RG as a cricket statistician who also wrote
some cricket stuff. But now he had become an intellectual at par with Sagarika
Ghose, Robert Vadra, Barkha Dutt, Saba Naqvi and others in the Lutyens circuit.
The first
time I read something RG wrote was when he visited Ahmedabad for a day. All that
I found was garbage from the first para to the last. RG sees one sign-board in
Ahmedabad and goes on a rant against Narendra
Modi – calling him delusional, megalomaniac and what not. That’s when I
coined the term “Distortian” for
him. RG is no historian. He is a prejudiced writer of original, unadulterated bullcrap:
That was six years ago! The only thing that has changed since
then is that Modi is triumphed all these fools and become PM and Guha is still
desperate to be recognised as an intellectual. Grovelling through Lutyens with
friends like Rajdeep, Sagarika and many others, Guha learned a trick. He would go around calling everyone he knew
an intellectual with the hope of reciprocity. I’m serious, the number of
times RG uses the word “intellectual” in a day would simply stun you. Not a day
passes when he can write a sentence or tweet without the word. I can list
hundreds of tweets but just sample this:
The
tweets may not be clearly legible but that’s not my objective. Just observe the
number of times RG mentions “intellectual” in red-underlines. Morning, noon,
night, sunrise – RG simply chants “intellectual,
intellectual, intellectual, intellectual” as if his bladder is constantly
under pressure. Guha calls all of his friends “intellectual”. It’s not even
scratching backs anymore – I call you
intellectual, you call me intellectual back. Commie Pigs like Guha have
abused and trashed Modi for over a dozen years and have still failed to dent
his success or popularity. Guha is such a moron that he doesn’t know what he
blabbers half the time. Let’s look at some intellectual moronery:
So, in
2011, Modi was delusional and a megalomaniac according to Guha. Now, Modi
becomes “CM of action” during his
tenure in Gujarat once he is PM. As PM Modi is now in an image makeover mode
for self-promotion. I don’t know what more promotion Modi needs when the entire
media and country hears his every utterance and speech. The media dissects
every syllable he utters. Even international leaders have his attention. As gently as a snake, Guha now shifts to
finding new subtle ways of saying Modi as PM is not the action guy he was in
Gujarat. But back then Modi was just delusional. Okay? Such is the foolish
desperation of Guha, that he attributes the Kashmir problems to the “Gaurakshak” issue:
I wonder if Guha has brains in his head or
fruit-salad. This is why
the book “Intellectual Morons” had to be written by someone (check the links
that follow). In the past, I have identified Amartya Sen as “India’s biggest intellectual moron” and the late Dileep Padgaonkar as “The second biggest”. These IMs buy and sell the dumbest of ideas that
ordinary “Drivers, Panwallas & Sabjiwallas” would laugh at. Their only
claim to being an “intellectual” is through political connections and a lot of
grovelling. Common sense is alien to these pretenders and glorified idiots. So,
what does pretender Ram Guha come up with next? Here you go:
So, Modi
govt is the most “anti-intellectual”. Now, who could come up with such crap
except a Guha? What he means is that unless the same slimy Commie Pigs are
appointed to various boards, institutions and positions of influence any govt
would be anti-intellectual. Only these Lutyens Crawlers and IIC Lipstick guys
can decide who’s an intellectual and who is fit for what post or
responsibility. And limitlessly, Guha has also claimed that ModiSarkar has
suppressed FoE. These guys rant, rave and abuse Modi almost by the hour and yet
whine like a bunch of chickens stuck in a cage. Reality is as far removed for
Commies as the Russian language is from the Tamil language. But Guha finally
gives in and knows he cannot escape the inevitable. That Modi has not only surpassed
various tests but has slaughtered the Sickulars electorally. What do we do? Let’s protect our Commie Prima Donnas!
And thusly comes the latest, subtle stupidity by Guha:
Guha
throws in the towel and declares “Modi
is set to be the 3rd most successful PM after Nehru and Indira”. Clever,
eh? So, when you can’t beat Modi anymore, especially after the electoral
results in March 2017, Guha protects his
darling Nehru as No.1, Indira as No.2 and generously allows Modi a 3rd place in
history. Laughable CLOWN! There is just one flaw here – Modi is not history yet. Modi’s legacy
cannot be judged or written yet. The cunning Commie that Guha is, he also
forgets another thing. Nehru was PM some 17
years straight. Indira was PM some 15
years in two stints. In contrast, Modi hasn’t been PM for three years yet.
So this nonsense is only to pre-empt Modi from being recognised as the most
daring and successful PM yet. Nehru was the most unimaginative failure as PM
and I don’t intend to write more on him. As for Indira, she had her strengths
but was a despot and the stain of Emergency disqualifies her from any
recognition in a democracy. Indira also justified corruption as a universal
phenomenon. Even anti-Congress people recognise as PV Narasimha Rao as a more successful PM than Nehru or Indira.
I wanted
to rate Ramachandra Guha as “India’s 3rd
biggest intellectual moron”. But I realise that he doesn’t qualify. He’s a
mere pen-pusher and a Lutyens Crawler with the intellect that matches that of
Sagarika. Modi has yet this term to finish and may get another term. I believe
by the time he finishes as PM he might end up being rated as the most daring
and successful PM of India so far. Guha and his Commie Pigs cannot defend their
darling Nehrus and Indiras anymore. Guha is no intellectual. He’s just low down
trickster that the media gladly peddles as “celebrated historian”. To me, Guha
is nothing but an unintellectual moron.