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Wednesday, April 22, 2015

What A Fool Believes

All of us introspect sometimes. We introspect over things we said or did that went wrong. We introspect when the best laid plans produce the wrong results. We introspect when sales targets aren’t met. What kind of person with a public office and responsibility runs away and hides for 56 days and his bootlickers claim he was introspecting? The childish conduct of Rahul Gandhi in disappearing for 56 days is nothing short of absconding – a fugitive. For him or his sycophants to claim he was “introspecting” is the kind of slapstick comedy one can find in a Chaplin movie. So when he finally returned, they all went into Rapture like the second coming of Jesus. Rapture is a belief among Christians that Jesus will return for a second time, raise the dead (and the living) and take them up in the air to meet the Lord. That is what a sick Congress and their lackeys in the media hope – that RahulG will raise their dead party and also the Presstitutes with dead integrities in the media.

So the Congress-Jesus who has returned to save them gave an audience to the poor and wretched on Sunday, April 19. He addressed a farmer’s rally. Forget the part that many farmers got drunk and vomited at the venue and many left before Pappu even started speaking. What he demonstrated was that a 44-year old runaway with no talent for politics or public service and no thinking skills cannot change with any amount of introspection. That is assuming he is even capable of any introspection. Most of us have a good estimate of why this juvenile retard had disappeared for 56 days but let us assume that he was in good mental and physical condition and really attempted introspection. He returned, he was relaunched and he gave proof he can only blabber and nothing has changed. This lame nonsense that even a Class-3 kid wouldn’t say is what he came up with:

Where factual records are concerned, the only politician-farmer who took dummy loans to quickly return the favour is none other than the Gandhi-farmer called Robert Vadra. He took loans to buy land and sell them back to his loaner at phenomenal profits. Ditto the fake Gandhis in what they did with National Herald. Well, street thug Rajdeep Sardesai would naturally ask “where is the fraud”? Fraudsters like other fraudsters – it’s a simple rule.

If the Congress thinks Pappu’s moronic statements (gleefully quoted widely by media) are going to impress farmers then they must be bigger fools than Pappu himself. But they don’t have any other option to play with. Of course, the Presstitutes went into a collective orgasm imagining their darling Pappu came and conquered everything. Every time he speaks they discover a new messiah. They discovered a changed person who dispenses the greatest wisdom unknown to sages from ancient India. They slobber over him like he’s the political Deepak Chopra or Benny Hinn. It is not reason. It is not that these Presstitutes are dumb. They just cling on to this stupidity because it’s their only hope for a relaunch of their Lutyens luxuries and a return to their corrupt ways of life, a return to pimping and eating in the corridors of power. They hope that someday this two-bit man-child will take them back to the glorious corrupt days of luxury. You just have to be reminded how the slaves licked his nonsense after the 2013 Jaipur speech too. They love the scripted “poison” this fool dispenses.

After his return, RahulG thumps his chest in manufactured rage and gives a speech in parliament trashing ModiSarkar. This time someone gave him the phrase it’s a Sarkar of “Suit and Boot”. And the media again went into multiple orgasms just like they did after his speech at Jaipur:

The little school girls are thrilled to bits. And there is one moron called Chaubeji who now refers to Pappu as a General using the Congress hashtag #RahulRoars. Of course, he’s a neutral journo, isn’t he? But as someone pointed out on Twitter, stupid folks like Chaubeji totally ignored the work of a real General in Yemen but are happy to discover a General in the runaway bride. Barkha is a bit cautious. She says “let’s see where he takes it from here” because as Pappu’s “Evoluter” she has burnt her fingers and her heart before. She knows Pappu will inevitably relaunch himself as a Joker (a party colleague called him that) and so do the others. Where does he even pick up the “suit” stuff? Obviously, some Americanised Indian lackey of his must have briefed him. In America, top corporate and govt executives are often referred to as “suits”.  

Every time the party or country faces a crisis – Pappu runs. During the Uttarakhand floods he ran to Spain. After the 26/11 attacks he ran to a party. His party is reduced to 44 in parliament he runs again for nearly 2 months. And his meaningless speech with no substance whatsoever delights the Presstitutes. Remember, this is the same guy who said BJP may have built great roads but you can’t eat roads. There is no dearth of his pearls of stupid utterances and I have listed many of them in a previous post – The king of comedy. And when he runs, he leaves the same old “unsuited and unbooted” fossils from his party to hold fort for him and warm his seat. Another wag remarked he should have at least left his Chappals behind so that slave Congis and media pimps could place it on a chair and worship them. The only other person who can match such sycophancy and slavery is street thug Rajdeep:

Your takeaway? Nice! Observe the clever trickery of this Presstitute. That the Congress is a dynastic party is not someone’s opinion or imagination. It’s borne out by their practices and established beyond question. But Congress pimp Rajdeep equates that loathsome feature with a juvenile comment like suit-boot as if it becomes an established fact because a fool blabbers it. This is how media pimps earn their brokerage. You see, there is not much to trash ModiSarkar with. Modi has gotten lot of investments, the evacuation from Yemen is not something to brag about but it demonstrates the potential of India which Congress suppressed for years. There is no sex-scandal or scam to scream about. So the Presstitutes have to rejoice in the foolish utterances of Pappu. It’s their only solace. In the process they also proved they are racist pigs as C5M does here:

If Behenji has sore-throat you ridicule her and recommend Vicks. Why? Because she’s black and a Desi that can be ridiculed? But oh; the White-woman has a sore-throat but she’s a real fighter. Giriraj Singh of BJP was right. If SoniaG was a Black Nigerian RajivG would perhaps have not married her. And if he had, our racist media pimps would have poured scorn on her just as they do on other Indians because of colour. A TN Congress leader recently praised RajivG’s fair skin and called Modi a Chimpanzee. I am in no doubt that most top Congis and most Lutyens Presstitutes are racists who despise Indians from the depth of their heart.

I have mentioned before that a less than 1% population of the Lutyens variety loathes and hates the remaining 99%. Their prejudice and contempt for ordinary folks comes out over and over again in their utterances. This is from the same “Ugly Indian males” woman. And they know RahulG is a Pappu and they can’t praise Modi, so somehow praise SoniaG as a wonderful fighter and her speech as passionate. In fact, SoniaG is a terrible speaker and doesn’t connect anymore. If she and Pappu made any sense they wouldn’t have ended up with 44. And what does it say about Mamma Mia that at age 44 and 11 years in parliament she discovers the little boy can actually speak? What is routine for most MPs is a miracle for the moron. SoniaG should be beatified for recognising a miracle? Very touching motherly pride! But people are wiser and they know the truth as the Monk himself accidentally blurted out on April 16 before RahulG returned to grace this land again:

That was on Headlines Today where Rajdeep was talking about his book-promotion tours and he mentioned youthful audiences laughed just at the mention of Pappu’s name. People aren’t dumb and Presstitutes aren’t that bright.

A horse, a horse, a kingdom for my horse…
I haven’t had a win in six months

That’s what bugs our Presstitutes. They haven’t had any major win except for the fluke AAP victory in the Senior Municipality of Delhi. That too has crushed their dreams because AAP is now on a “Self-destruct-everyday” mode. So they have to prop up the failed Pappu as the “roaring” lion when he is actually a mere yowling Puppy. Not everybody is a liar who refuses to recognise the hypocrisies of the Nehru-Gandhi clan. These Lutyens hypocrites have been rightly called by some as they should be for their fakery:

And how much do these fake Gandhis from Lutyens really know or care about farmers. The MSM could suppress the truth earlier but with SM and Twitter, people are now quickly picking up their past quotes and stupid utterances instantly. Here’s what father of Pappu really uttered (Check the Outlook article “Educating Sonia”):

What a fool believes, he sees … No wise man has the power, to reason away”. And we cannot. His own party colleague has called him a “cameo” and I call him an Item-girl. All we can do is laugh and ridicule this never-ending moronery of Pappu, Congis and their slave Presstitutes. After his speech Pappu patted himself on his back again, just like he did after his self-titled game-changer speech during the Lokpal debate. After his Jaipur speech the same fools in Congress and their Presstitutes called it the Obama-moment. We all know where that moment went. Polls on Rediff and Hindustan Times (after the relaunch Kisan rally) show over 72% of people doesn’t buy the nonsense of Congress and their fake concerns for farmers or the poor anymore. There is now a medium more powerful than MSM that educates people on facts and truth - SM. The only fools are ones in the MSM and it’s just another season of comedy from Congress for everyone.


Footnote: The “Suit-Boot” maybe a metaphor but people on Twitter were quick to identify who are the real suits and boots. They quickly put together pics of the Nehru-Gandhi clan which is all Suit, Boot… and Loot! And I doubt that is metaphor (The sable coat of Sonia is more expensive than mink – gifted by Russia. A decade ago it was estimated to be worth over 50 lakhs. Sonia retained it as personal property). From the Ambani-empire to Bofors and all other scams, the criminal politician-big business nexus was established by none other than the Gandhis – the true suits and boots.



Saturday, July 14, 2012

Ward Boys Can't Be Doctors


It’s been sometime since I visited Rajdeep Sardesai’s Friday Blogbusters. The latest one is called “Don’t play it safe”. I am quite impressed how he describes Salman Khurshid. I call SK a smooth double talker, Rajdeep describes him thus: “Salman Khurshid is easily among the brightest politicians in the country: a former Oxford don, he became a union minister at 38. When he speaks, it is with a certain elegance and intellect that is all too rare in public life today”. NO! You don’t get any prizes for guessing – it’s about SK’s comment about Rahul Gandhi’s cameo. Remember Sarah Palin? On November 1, 2008 just three days before the presidential election she got a call from French President Nicolas Sarkozy. Here are excerpts from that phone conversation:

PALIN: Oh, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
SARKOZY: Oh, it's a pleasure.
SARKOZY: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real, as well.
PALIN: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.
SARKOZY: You know I see you as a president one day, too.
PALIN: Maybe in eight years.
SARKOZY: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoque s, aussi .
PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
SARKOZY: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring along Vice-President Cheney.
PALIN: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.
SARKOZY: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.
SARKOZY: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
PALIN: Well, give her a big hug for me.
SARKOZY: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.
SARKOZY: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?
PALIN: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.
SARKOZY: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
SARKOZY: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?
PALIN: Well, good.
SARKOZY: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.

Even when the comedians refer to Hustler’s Nailin Palin she doesn’t remotely get an inkling she’s being pranked. That happens to be a porn video by Hustler with a Palin look-alike. Listen to the full prank-call on YouTube and read the transcripts HERE. Fortunately for RG comedians and ordinary people don’t have such access to him, else he would have been pranked many times over. Even otherwise the number of jokes based on his silly utterances so far would have exceeded those made about any other politician so far in Indian political history. The Twitter hashtags #RahulFacts #YoRahulSoDumb far outnumber the jokes about Palin. Look them up and enjoy.

This is the reason I find it extremely stupid that media celebs, many of whom have studied in Oxford or Cambridge, cannot see RG for what he is and still expect he will take up great challenges. Listen to Rajdeep again: “That leaves, frankly, Rahul Gandhi as the only mascot available to a party in crisis. Unfortunately, rather than see opportunity in adversity, Rahul has chosen to play it safe  …. As a start, how about becoming the party leader in the Lok Sabha, a post lying vacant with Pranabda’s exit”? Now tell me, how is this very observant and Numero Uno political analyst (Certified as Numero Uno by India’s leading Scientist Sagarika Ghose) seeing anything different than the cronies and sycophants in the Congress? Leader of the Congress in Loksabha? Haha! RG’s record in the LS is perhaps the Koran for Rajdeep. What else can explain the foolish suggestion to make him the Congress party’s LS leader? One hand Rajdeep talks about young leaders in Congress and like the sycophants his best option is a bimbo. And for all his lament, he and his channel were the one who awarded RG the sham “Indian of the year” award in 2009. If you were the CEO would you hire Rajdeep as a talent-spotter in your organisation?

The only type of people Congress breeds is sycophants, not leaders. Unfortunately, this doesn’t stop at the party level. This extends to the media and includes Rajdeep, Vinod ‘Smirk’ Sharma, Shekhar Gupta and who can forget Barkha Darwin herself. Every time elections are around I expect one more instalment of her effort to “evolve” RG. Admire her perseverance. So if RG hasn’t still fully got the message that he’s India’s Sarah Palin it’s not his party or Digvijay Singh or Khurshid to blame. It is the media crooks who hope against hope that he will somehow evolve into the Great White hope. Rajdeep talks about Rajiv Gandhi as PM at 40 and other younger presidents in the US. For all the history that the media celebs study in Oxford and Cambridge they don’t seem to remember that the youngest PM ever was William Pitt at age 24, who went on to lead Britain as PM for 17 years. Leadership qualities aren’t acquired at 40. They are acquired at a much earlier age and demonstrated beyond doubt.

It is not these media celebs alone who want RG to take up a ‘Larger’ role (to quote another nosey starlet) there are even those ‘intellectuals’ who write open letters to him to take up “Tomorrows Battles”. How else do you explain a Think-Tanker like Pratap Bhanu Mehta writing that open letter almost exhorting Rahul to lead his generation? Rajdeep also complains RG doesn't talk to the media. Is that so? I guess he's already forgotten the wonderful breakfast he had with RG, even tweeting that he had to suddenly rush to that secret breakfast press-meet of his. Any editor worth his salt would have declined such a rendezvous but our editors rushed to that silly meet. Then, some of them dropped tidbits from that meet to the public like crumbs from the table. So much for media's integrity. That's not RG's fault, it's mere coincidence that he also happens to live on 'Tughlak' street.

The biggest problem with people like Rajdeep Sardesai and others is that they cannot even assess the Congress party without a reference to other parties. Invariably, the mess in the Congress has to be measured against the mess in BJP, NDA etc. Why should a party supposedly called the GOP be measured against others who have come in many years later? Isn’t there good enough cause to measure the sycophancy and dynastic nonsense on sound principles of organised political parties? All this talk when none of the media crooks wouldn’t even dare to write about Sonia Gandhi, her illness, her secrecy or question her leadership. Fact is backseat driving does not work in political leadership or any kind of leadership. To talk about RG accepting greater responsibilities or role is to talk about another puppet instead of Manmohan Singh. If the media really wants to assess the real issues with the Congress it has to start with the top and that top is only one person; Sonia Gandhi. The scared chickens instead of nailing Sonia Gandhi’s failures juggle with words instead of balls to find something to lament. Salman Khurshid is not an intelligent or courageous man. If he had guts he should have said about Sonia Gandhi what he said about RG.

Rajdeep and other cronies of Congress in the media can stop washing fake issues. Unlike these celebs, cartoonists say it a lot better with a simple picture. No matter how much they plead, exhort, holler and have wet dreams about Rahul Gandhi, he has repeatedly proved only one thing that Satish Acharya demonstrates in his cartoon – It’s hard to imagine a Ward Boy playing doctor. RG might have played the doctor-doctor games as a kid probably but something has to be mentally wrong to be playing games at 42. That mental part is equally true for Rajdeep & Co.

PS: Sarah Palin is not running for President in 2012. And Sarkozy isn’t President of France anymore either. Sad!
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