Freedom From Narendra Kournikova

There will be yet another boring, worthless speech by Narendra Modi on I-Day, August 15. It will be filled as usual with all the falsehoods of how India is shining like a diamond in the world and how the youth of India, children of India, the women and the older citizens of India are all living the best years of their lives under his govt. This particular year, the pompous falsehood will come at a time when Modi’s stock is at its lowest and his performance and image have been dented beyond repair. Years and years of fakery, Ponzi schemes and announcements, lies and deception have taken a toll on not just the youth but citizens across the board. As it is, the usual I-day speech does not hold any great value to look forward to. It is yet another function where crowds are assembled like cattle in Communist countries to listen to a speech from someone who is now boring to the hilt.

Anna Kournikova (AK) is a former Top-10 Tennis player who turned pro at age 14 in 1995 for 8 years till 2003. She was born in 1981 and retired from Tennis in 2003 due to frequent injuries. She is the Modi of Tennis and Modi is the Kournikova of politics. Modi’s achievements mirror those of AK rather than a top performer in any field or domain. The ATP (men) and WTA (women) rankings started in 1973 and 1975 respectively, although professional Tennis had started exactly 100 years ago in 1926. AK reached the highest ranking of 8 in the WTA while Modi continuously ranks No.1 in Lipstick popularity for the last 12 years according some Morning Potty survey. The beauty of AK’s story is that in the entire history of Open Tennis since 1968, she is the only female player ranked in the Top-10 who has NEVER won a single WTA Singles championship in her entire career. That’s quite an awesome record. But AK had other great endowments:

AK was frequently voted among the 50 most beautiful women in the world. She did, of course, win some doubles tournaments, including Grand Slams, and managed to around $3.5 million from Tennis. But her modelling and ad career earned her far more with her current net worth still around $60 million. She has also acted in a movie with Jim Carrey (Me, Myself & Irene – 2000) in a small role. Believe it or not, she was even nominated for a “Teen Hottie Choice” award for that role. All in all, she is pretty much a flamboyant actress like our own Modi (who purchases awards from all over):

The only major difference between Modi and AK is that she didn’t pretend to be anything that she wasn’t or isn’t. She played Tennis as best as she could and lives her life as best she can with her natural gifts bringing her lots of good fortune. In contrast, Modi is a chronic LIAR, his entire life is one of falsehood, fake poverty, fake victimhood, fake chai-selling and everything that is FAKE. The only thing true about Modi is his exceptional ability to act and be something that he is not. He is an actress par excellence. And his fake Gareebi has cost Indian taxpayers a huge pile to say the least. Even after the thrashing he received at Jantar Mantar by the Cockroach crowds, he went on a pompous trip with 13000 dancers to entertain him just to inaugurate a mundane airport:

Modi’s filthy, pompous lifestyle of the “Gareeb” has cost Indians probably more than 10000 crores directly on his personal lipstick and self-glorification. All his other failures and crimes against Indians, against specific communities are all too well-known, listed everywhere so there is no point in counting them all over again. It is time that this disgusting, disgraced creature leaves office and India can move forward with a new PM. Modi has left India in shambles and his continuance in office can only further damage India and Indians. Citizens have never felt so hopeless, suffocated in taxes and troubles as they have in the last few years.

For long, Modi covered up all his failures and moronery with the help of pompous shows and his media-pimps. During the G20 meet in Delhi, he even covered up the UGLY sight of poverty and slums with green cloth wrapped around them. That is the level to which Modi has reduced India to a Kournikova-Bikini show. You cannot hide the truth forever and nor can you hide your lack of knowledge and competence forever. Far from bragging about his 56-inch chest during the 2014 campaigns with which he mocked all his opponents, Modi himselve has been mocked and reduced to a “56 inch ka Chota Bandar”. No PM in the history of India has ever been reduced to such trash by the youth. Even his stupid attempts to please GenZ with his fakery of some Insta reels backfired and invited more mockery.

Consistent dishonesty and fooling people cannot go on forever. People may be unkind with words or cartoons to non-performers or the corrupt in India or anywhere in the world but no one has fallen from grace as badly as Modi has. Mind you, though I equate this lump of failure to Kournikova, I mean absolutely no disrespect to her at all. The only equation I make is of Modi being a lipstick model that Kournikova was considered to be. Other than Kournikova not winning a single title she was definitely a good player in professional Tennis and did the best she could without any fakery. Modi, on the other hand, is an absolute worthless FAKERY that cannot be a role model for anyone. He is a total incompetent non-performer that has already wasted 12 years. The sooner he goes, the better for India. And by “Freedom from Kournikova” I only mean freedom from the lack of her performance and Modi is 1000 times worse in that respect.

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