The Gujarat Nail

There is a difference in the way a defending champion and a challenger approach a title match. Though election campaigns can be physically taxing they are still “cerebral” games. Two elections are at hand – Himachal and Gujarat. The defending champion from Gujarat (BJP) is already holding a higher title that cannot be challenged for some more time. In Himachal, the defending champion (Congress), seems to have already given a walk-over to the challenger. In Gujarat, for 20 years the challenger has been the same and has had no success. The better bet for Congress was Sonia Gandhi. She is now more or less retired with poor health. So, the party has been sending a brainless rookie called Rahul Gandhi to every place. This is a guy who doesn’t make one iota of sense in any sentence he utters. He’s a revered God only to the anti-Modi, anti-BJP and anti-Hindu idiots in media and politics who have no option but to cling to this two-bit man-child.

The defender has armed himself with a list of fair accomplishments, improvements on many fronts, a better ranking by even the World Bank. PM Modi also has a good understanding of the Gujarati voter, the issues, the territory and also happens to speak the local language. The comic challenger went to the US to put on expensive lipstick and tried to paint himself a genius-thinker. RG only ended up with more idiotic statements like “Gandhi, Nehru, Patel were NRIs”. The analogy was stupid and hardly matched any context of the supposed lectures. You can dress up a donkey as a horse but sooner or later it brays and that’s what RG’s politics is all about – empty braying. So how does the challenger hope to win? Firstly, we have to understand these Gandhis and their cronies are “seasonal insects” as I call them:

You will find RG or Priyanka Vadra only around elections. Other time RG will either run off to Europe or Thailand to “introspect” or for haircuts. And he usually disappears at the time of natural calamities even in Congress-ruled states like he did during the Uttarakhand tragedy. And then he comes for elections and gathers more insects like Hardik Patel or Alpesh Thakore and some more. These insects buzz around the limelight a while then return to the dirty swamp they came from, never to return. RG or Congress have no agenda or anything to offer to Gujarat. He only has more moronic utterances like “Gabbar Singh Tax” or “Selfies give employment to Chinese”. This, while Pappu goes secretly like a thief to the Chinese Embassy with some agenda, wines and dines, takes chummy pics. His party first denies the visit then accepts. What politician LIES so blatantly? Naturally, such idiotic statements make people dig up his own stupidity from the recent past:

The GOI under Modi still enjoys a great deal of popularity, especially Modi as the PM. In Gujarat, the BJP has been in power for two decades and a fair bit of anti-incumbency is natural. But what do they have as the option? A terribly corrupt Congress with a downright clown in charge of that party? Not that it makes any difference in the “family-run” dynastic party, but even the Congress is wary of making RG the party president after watching his recent acts of clownery:

 

And what are the things RG does? He starts his Gujarat campaign with a visit to a temple. The Hindu-hating party still thinks these stunts can fool people. No party has worked so systematically to destroy Hindus and Hindu culture. Then the criminally hypocritical jokers of this party demand that the cow be declared a national animal. It’s fantastic – in Kerala, the Congis publicly slaughter a cow, disembowel it on the streets and feast on it while in Gujarat RG’s idiots want to show they love the cow:

I think if there is a provision, RG himself should be declared a “National Moron” to be avoided at any cost, especially to protect children against his extreme idiocy. Then RG rides a bullock-cart to demonstrate he understands farmers and villagers. In this day and age, he promises free medicines and free land to people. These Chinese Gandhis still think India is their grandfather’s inheritance to distribute as they want and they will do this instead of raising people from the wretched holes they had dumped them in for the 50 years they (mis) ruled India. When the real challenge and call for help comes, what is that these Congis do? They airlift their MLAs to Bangalore to lock them up in luxury while most parts of Gujarat struggled with floods for days:

 

They were on a luxury trip gorging like pigs on lavish food while their constituencies struggled with floods. That’s the real RahulG and Congress for you. After 26/11 and over 160 deaths this brainless guy was celebrating at a private party. And the other corrupt members of Congress try to peddle the delusion that they are saviours of the poor and farmers. P Chidambaram, known to be among the most corrupt of Congis, laments about hunger in India as if the stupid Congis give a damn about it or ever did in the past:

All their actions reflect their hypocrisy and zero concern for the poor or the hungry. Congis have fed themselves on public money, squandered money to appease Muslims with unwanted Iftars and, not to mention, looted India like it has never been looted since the British. Humour is important in politics otherwise it’s among the most boring topics around us. However, nobody wants a full-time comedian like RG as their political leader. The Congress doesn’t seem to be getting this message. For over five years now, this comedian has been going around state after state for election campaigns and he does not have a SINGLE victory under his belt to show for it. Only extremely pathetic slaves will continue to still call such a miserable failure their leader. A challenger is never allowed a title match unless he has a series of wins under his belt that qualify him for a shot. And the Congress media-cronies still try to put “lipstick on the pig” with headlines like these:

 

These are the great attributes of RahulG! Aikido, sword-fighting, archery, moronery and now he has another accomplishment to his credit – hiring a bunch of uncreative jerks who purchase Bots for him on Twitter and have them RT his tweets. So much for a political “leader” trying to make a point. And what’s all his lectures about? Just ranting about GST (which the Congress fully backed in Parliament) and about Demonetisation. I don’t see how demonetisation should affect the poor and the middle class even now. Only the corrupt Congis and money-launderers would still be saddled with old notes. Others have moved on from demonetisation.

So how are the defending champions (BJP) and the challenger (Congress) shaping up in Gujarat? The BJP has quite a few successes at the Centre and more than satisfying electoral successes under its belt, especially the huge victory in UP. Earlier the BJP’s main campaigner and vote-catcher was PM Modi alone. Now Amit Shah is proving to be a solid campaigner and Yogi Adityanath is not too far behind. They also have a couple of women who are aggressive campaigners. The Congress, in contrast, has no one left but a Pappu who has nothing to show for successes and all he demonstrates is worthless blabber. I think his dog “Pidi” is smarter than he is. People listen and laugh and move on. At other places where their former CM Ashok Gehlot carried out rallies they were greeted with chants of “Modi, Modi” and they continue to live in La La Land. Some years back Wikileaks reported a private conversation about RG:

 

PM is a bridge too far, I believe RG also suffers from “mental disorders”. Incoherent in thinking and incoherent in speech he utters bewildering nonsense like “Jawab ka sawaal dena padega”. I don’t think such utterances are a slip of the tongue or accidents. Long back someone rightly described the guy as nothing more than a “Lucky sperm” and he deserves to be in a “School for Retards”. The Congress has already exhausted its campaign. It did the same in UP way too early with those silly “Khaat Sabhas”. Gujarat could prove to be just another nail in the Congress coffin and may even be the last one.

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