Someone in the Congress party and Rahul
Gandhi’s image managers decided he must finally do a TV interview. They
decided to do it big. They decided it shouldn’t be a “chota-mota” interview
with regular Congress propagandists like Rajdeep Sardesai or Barkha Dutt. They
decided it should be a full-length, almost 75 minutes, interview with Arnab Goswami on TimesNow (January 27).
I had recorded the whole thing but thankfully TimesNow also put up the transcripts but seem to have
later removed it but it’s also available here.
If you watched the interview you would know RG had come thoroughly prepared for
the task. He had memorised all the answers he could but it turned out they were
all answers to questions his coaches might have asked. One had to often
struggle to find a connection between what Arnab asked and what RG answered.
The good news first. RahulG decided that this was an occasion of great
significance so he must have felt the need to shave and come clean for Arnab.
Any of those Gillette brand managers would be impressed. The make-up, the looks
and the appearance was great. Unfortunately for viewers, RG also had to talk and that’s the tough part. For me, RG only
confirmed what I had suspected and written many times on this site that the man
is incapable of thinking on his feet or any kind of comprehension skills. Let’s
just sample some of the Q&A (excerpts, some edited):
Arnab
Goswami: Specifically speaking how is
Narendra Modi, your party criticised him for the 2002 Gujarat riots, and how
can you do that when he has been given a clean chit…. Do you believe that
strategy of your party is fundamentally wrong?
Rahul Gandhi: The strategy of the party is very simple. Everything we
have done over that last 5-10years, in fact if you look all the way back to the
freedom movement, every single thing we have ever done is empower people. We
empowered people in the freedom movement, we empowered farmers in the Green
revolution, and we empowered the citizens of India when we did the telecom
revolution. We have empowered millions and millions of people through frankly
the most powerful legislation that has ever taken place in this country called
the RTI- Right to information. Things that used to be closed, things that were
in closed doors which nobody knew about.
That was the trend and pattern of the whole interview. Arnab asks
something and RG goes into a banter about some unrelated issue. The few words
most used by him were RTI, Women
empowerment, system and fundamentals. This is apart from “my daddy, my
grandmother” who are regular features of his answers to anything. Vote for me
because my granny died and because my daddy died and that makes me who or what
I am. So the reason, I suspect, Congress is so connected with corruption and
scams is they were busy empowering everyone. You can ask any question you like
but RG had only answers on RTI and empowerment. Mind you, even RTI is not an
original Congress formulation. People are now better observers of what screw
ups politicians do and they don’t use lipstick like a Vinod Mehta or Varadabhai
tend to do. I think it is fair to say RG
came for an essay on the cow but he was asked to write one on a dog instead.
You see, this is the problem with people asking questions. Arnab should have
first checked what RG had come prepared with, no? Some more where RG analyses
RG and tells us how we should analyse RG:
Arnab
Goswami: Are you avoiding a direct face-off
with Narendra Modi? Is there a fear of loss Rahul because this election is not
looking good for the Congress party from overall estimates? And the growing
belief is that if Rahul Gandhi has not picked up the challenge officially that
means that there is a fear of loss, he is avoiding a direct one on one battle
with Narendra Modi, you must answer that?
Rahul
Gandhi: To understand that question you have
to understand a little bit about who Rahul Gandhi is and what Rahul Gandhi's
circumstances have been and if you delve into that you will get an answer to
the question of what Rahul Gandhi is scared off and what he is not scared off.
The real question is what I am doing sitting here, you are a journalist, when
you were small you must have said to yourself I want to do something, you
decided to become a journalist at some point, why did you do that?
Arnab
Goswami: You are asking me the question
Rahul
Gandhi: Yes, I am asking you a question, it
is a conversation
Arnab
Goswami: Because I like and enjoy being a
journalist, it is a professional challenge for me. My question is you avoiding
a direct face-off with Mr. Narendra Modi?
Rahul
Gandhi: You are not answering my question,
but I will answer the question and that will give you some insight into how
Rahul Gandhi thinks. For that I will have to expand a little bit about my
growing up, how I grew up and the circumstances in which I grew up. What I saw
when I was a child ,was my father, who was a pilot, and because of
circumstances was thrown into the political system and all I saw when was small
after my grandmother died was my father in constant-constant combat with the system
in India and then I saw him die actually. In my life I have seen my grandmother
die, I have seen my father die, I have seen my grandmother go to jail and I
have actually been through a tremendous amount of pain as a child when these
things happen to you, what I had to scared off I lost, there is absolutely
nothing I am scared off…. The system everyday-everyday hurts people and I have
felt the pain that the system can cause. I felt the pain with my father, I saw
him every single day of his life, so the question of whether I am afraid of
losing an election or whether I am afraid of Mr. Modi is not actually the
point. I am here basically for one thing, I see tremendous energy in this
country, I see more energy in this country than any other country, I see billions of youngsters and I see this
energy is trapped...
On one point RG is off the mark though. I believe when Arnab was young
he wasn’t thinking of being a journalist or even thinking of journalism. It is
quite possible that Arnab just had a lot of questions for the nation or on
behalf of the nation. So Dr. Rahul Freud
Gandhi analyses Arnab’s diaper days and tells us how a man from Assam who wasn’t
“empowered” decided and became a journalist. Whoa! When you don’t have answers
you also fool yourself with lies. RG often cries about his granny and here
mentions her being jailed. It doesn’t occur
to him or his party that the criminal Emergency saw thousands of people being
dumped in jail by IndiraG for no rhyme or reason except their opposition to
her corrupt misrule. Thus, it is evident that this guy neither understands
reality nor acknowledges truth and gives the impression that events in this
life have caused a lot of mental damage. Some of this damage seems irreparable.
Arnab
Goswami: Explain that. Government of Gujarat
was aiding and abetting the riots is what you just said, explain that?
Rahul
Gandhi: I mean it’s not me...it’s the large
number of people who were there, large number of people who saw actively the
Government of Gujarat being involved in the riots.
Arnab
Goswami: You will keep that line despite the
CM getting a clean chit form the courts?
Rahul
Gandhi: I mean, people saw it. I am not the
person who saw it, your colleague saw it. Your colleagues told me
Arnab
Goswami: What are you saying? Can you explain?
Rahul
Gandhi: What I feel is that this country
needs to look at the fundamental issues at hand, the fundamental political
issue at hand is that our Political system is controlled by too few people and
we absolutely have to change the way our political system is structured, we
have to change our Political parties, we have to make them more transparent, we
have to change the processes that we use to elect candidates, we have to
empower women in the political parties, that is where the meat of the issue but
I don't hear that discussion, I don’t hear the discussion about how are we
actually choosing that candidate, that is never the discussion.
This is a fantastic answer to who saw the Gujarat govt abetting riots
in 2002. RG foolishly fumbles and states he was told by others. He mentions
Arnab’s colleagues saw govt employees aiding the riots and Arnab’s honourable
colleagues at that time were Rajdeep and Barkha. So RG is not really off the
mark here. It’s a fact that the most number of lies were peddled by Arnab’s
colleagues who, if you go by RG, are superior to any court or SIT. But asked to
expand on his silly answer, RG again takes us through his nonsense of “fundamental issues” and changing “processes”. Nobody tells this jerk that
most of the ills in our system and polity were installed by his own party. And
even so, there is hardly any sign shown by RG of improving or changing anything
in the last 10 years that he has been in politics and part of the govt. Naturally,
the Congress cronies at CNN-IBN and Firstpost were quick to use this as a
headline “Rahul blames Modi for 2002”. It’s now a tradition. By this token, RG
should still be held guilty of abducting Sukanya Devi.
Rahul
Gandhi: My long term view is that we need to
take the Indian political system to a different place. We need to bring in
youngsters and we need to move away from this concentration of power.
Unfortunately the political system today is at a particular place and I can’t
simply ignore the fact that the political system is at that place, so certainly
there are points at which you might have to take a decision that you are not a
100% happy with but the long term idea for me is to transform the system, to
bring in youngsters and make sure they are empowered.
Arnab
Goswami: Lalu Prasad has been convicted on
the 30th of September 2013 ….
Rahul
Gandhi: Our alliance in Bihar is with a
political party with an idea not an individual, we are making alliance, and it
is not certain that we are going to make an alliance, we are in process of
talking to people and our alliance is with an idea, with a party, not an
individual
Who can disagree with all this? I’m sure RG and Congress have a rare
vision through which they see RJD as separate from the criminal Lalu Prasad and
they also see an “idea” of the party which they are willing to marry. This is
the moron who claims he is against corruption. This is the moron who talks
non-stop empowerment and change in systems. But he proves only one thing: that
he doesn’t have the slightest idea what BS he is talking about. RG is just an
over-grown kid who uses big words without any idea what they mean.
Arnab
Goswami: You're avoiding a debate. Will you
have a debate with Narendra Modi if he agrees to a debate on any of these
issues? My question is direct. If Narendra Modi says I'm willing to debate
these issues...
Rahul
Gandhi: I'm debating these issues by
building structures in the Congress party that's going to transform it.
So even where a debate is concerned RG is debating by building
structures in his party. By logic it means RG is debating all the time. So
someday he might reach a conclusion and when he does it will probably require
changing the whole structure again.
Rahul
Gandhi: It all depends on what you're trying
to do. I told you that I'm here because I want to help use the energy of this
country. I want to make this country powerful. I want to project the ideas of
this country. To do that, I think there are basically 3 things one needs to do.
One, is changing the way we do politics here. Getting away from the
superficialities, getting away from the small issues and moving deeper into the
issues right. Questioning the system, changing the system. Things like RTI,
things like Lokpal, things like how we choose our candidates. Things like
bringing youngsters into politics. Second is empowering the women of this
country. Really bringing them into the system. Really pushing them forward. And
third is using the energy of the youth of this country. Bringing in the type of
jobs that they need. This stuff is not done in 5 minutes. This stuff is frankly
not done in this type of discussions. This stuff is done through concentrated
thinking and long term work. It's frankly difficult work, it's painful work…..
The real thing is that it's a heart thing. It's a soul thing. Why are you here?
I asked you that question, why am I sitting here? I'm sitting here because I
feel with all my heart that we need to change the system here and not enough
people are actually asking that question.
It’s a heart thing! It’s a soul thing! This stuff is not done in 5
minutes. This stuff is done through concentrated thinking. I can keep laughing
at this moron but he is a serious problem to himself. What exactly is
concentrated thinking? Like you lock yourself up and think? One can pick what
he or she likes or dislikes from an interview but I am convinced this man is a
danger not only to the country but to himself as well. There is neither clarity
in thought nor a demonstrated skill of comprehension. All the nonsensical
nuggets by RG are pieces of his usual meaningless speeches which he could have
delivered with anyone asking him questions. I am also convinced that he keeps
referring to “systems” because he doesn’t know what it is that needs changing
or fixing. Even Harsha Bhogle who
analyses cross-bats and googlies for a living couldn’t find a connection
between the questions and answers.
I may have mentioned this before that in the theory of change one
answers three simple questions as a leader. This comes from the book “The Goal”
by Eliyahu Goldratt about a factory manager struggling to save his plant in the
3 months given to him:
1) Change what? – This is
simply identifying what or which parts of a system to change.
2) Change it to what? – This
answers whether you change a donkey to a horse or a horse to an elephant. In
other words, mere desire of change doesn’t mean anything unless one is clear on
what to change it to. If one part of a system needs to be changed 100% or be made an online process. RG has not shown anything in his political life of
what he would change things to.
3) How to – If one knows
what to change and change it to what then the obvious question is how to do it.
RG is not only a powerful person in his party but also holds power over the
govt. I haven’t seen any knowledge or skill in this interview or any time
before that he possesses the answer on how to change things.
Empty words and an empty mind; there is a reason why RG has been
nicknamed “Pappu”. As the years pass he only keeps giving us more proof why he
is such a big disaster. When there were only black cars and people demanded
more colours, Henry Ford was famously reported as saying “we have all the
colours you want, as long as it is black”. RG was no different, you can ask all
the questions you want he has only four answers: RTI, Women-empowerment, system
and fundamentals. I believe it is not just that his answers are incoherent but
perhaps his mind itself is incoherent.
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