While surfing TV channels a few days ago I found Suresh Kalmadi chatting with Barkha Dutt of NDTV. He was painfully explaining that the CWGOC had done nothing wrong and he himself was in the clear. I could not help wondering why is it that Congressmen or Muslims run to Barkha Dutt to give an interview to explain their position even when the actual accusations or expose of some misdeed has come from some other channel. In this case, it would appear that it was TIMES NOW that was airing the CWG scam day in and out with repetitive cacophony. But Mr. Kalmadi surprisingly found that the right person to give all the answers is to an NDTV journalist. Of course, Barkha Dutt. She, the one, who helps soften the blow for all those crooked Congressmen and other crooked celebrities.
Not long ago we had the "pakistan-is-a-peaceful-neighbour" Shahrukh Khan doing interviews with her explaining how the Shivsena had targeted him wrongly for his stupid utterances. I am no supporter of Shivsena and despise them for their stupid behaviour. But when someone like Shahrukh Khan is in trouble, who does he run to? Barkha Dutt of course. She's the only person who can help tainted people put across the truth to the nation. Especially when it comes to congressmen and muslims.
I am perhaps getting ahead of myself. But then there was this "happy-tongue" pseudo-secular called Shashi Tharoor who ran into trouble. While all the media was exposing his crooked deals in connection with the IPL, who does he run to? Barkha Dutt, of course. Who else would give him the complete opportunity to present his side of the story and show how innocent he was and did nothing wrong. Only Barkha Dutt and NDTV.
I would be offending NDTV if I keep maintaining that Barkha Dutt is the only saviour of tainted souls. Wait, there is Prannoy Roy! At the height of the Global Warming scam, which is truly a major scam of the century, he was delighted to present Rajendra Pachauri with the chance to present his case as having done nothing wrong. So servantile was the interview Prannoy conducted with Pachauri, one would think this global warming and climate messiah was actually a spiritual leader and not the scamster he was portrayed as.
So I was least surprised when lately Suresh Kalmadi ran to Barkha Dutt and NDTV instead of the other channels to present his case. So the lesson is simple, if you are tainted, run to NDTV, especially if you are in the congress or happen to be a chrislamist.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
The (Twisted) Times Of India - The "Aman" Preacher
I couldn't help laughing at the Times View in today's edition of the TOI. The preacher of "Aman Ki Asha" now tells us that there cannot be peace with Pakistan when the 26/11 masterminds are "..preaching murderous hate against India. There can't be any closure of 26/11 until there is justice" Bravo !
Here are questions to the TOI. Were they not preaching hate when the AKA campaign was launched? Were they not dodging actions on 26/11 when the AKA campaign was being run? And you wanted our children to send them "Love-Kerchiefs" ?? Pakistan is a country desperately in need of toilet paper like TOI, not our love-kerchiefs.
It does not take great intelligence to imagine what kind of brains the TOI employs to have run the scam called "Aman Ki Asha". One can only conclude that there must be ulterior motives and profits at stake, apart from the desire for some silly awards for such a campaign.
Yours truly has written over and over again that we need not desire war with Pakistan but there simply cannot be peace with them, unless they initiate it and deeply desire it. India should not be making any moves at all. It is impossible to make peace with a failed state like Pakistan simply because it exists only on a map and has no political foundation. It is hard to imagine that with all the experienced journalists that the TOI may be employing they could first come up with the stupid campaign of "Aman Ki..." and then now this same journal sermonizes us on what should be the basis for peace talks. Obviously, the "AKA" nonsense wouldn't be the idea of journalists, I have to presume that would be the marketing geniuses in the TOI.
This reality of no-peace-possible with Pakistan is evident to anyone with a decent common sense. Unfortunately, it is the Indian media that consistently displays an acute lack of any common sense. One can easily fathom why politicians behave stupidly..it is in their genes. Why else would India still send a Krishna to Pakistan? Maybe they aren't done with appeasing our muslims yet. Krishna should have retired long ago. And anyone who has watched Qureshi even once would know that the man with the perennial ugly scowl on his face, is matched only by his own foul-mouthed tongue.
India doesn't need Pakistan. It is time we put this nonsense called peace-talks in cold storage for a long long time and get on with our business of running our nation. We must deal with terrorism with the specific understanding and knowledge that Pak will continue to sponsor it forever. Anything else will only be as foolish as the Times of India.
Here are questions to the TOI. Were they not preaching hate when the AKA campaign was launched? Were they not dodging actions on 26/11 when the AKA campaign was being run? And you wanted our children to send them "Love-Kerchiefs" ?? Pakistan is a country desperately in need of toilet paper like TOI, not our love-kerchiefs.
It does not take great intelligence to imagine what kind of brains the TOI employs to have run the scam called "Aman Ki Asha". One can only conclude that there must be ulterior motives and profits at stake, apart from the desire for some silly awards for such a campaign.
Yours truly has written over and over again that we need not desire war with Pakistan but there simply cannot be peace with them, unless they initiate it and deeply desire it. India should not be making any moves at all. It is impossible to make peace with a failed state like Pakistan simply because it exists only on a map and has no political foundation. It is hard to imagine that with all the experienced journalists that the TOI may be employing they could first come up with the stupid campaign of "Aman Ki..." and then now this same journal sermonizes us on what should be the basis for peace talks. Obviously, the "AKA" nonsense wouldn't be the idea of journalists, I have to presume that would be the marketing geniuses in the TOI.
This reality of no-peace-possible with Pakistan is evident to anyone with a decent common sense. Unfortunately, it is the Indian media that consistently displays an acute lack of any common sense. One can easily fathom why politicians behave stupidly..it is in their genes. Why else would India still send a Krishna to Pakistan? Maybe they aren't done with appeasing our muslims yet. Krishna should have retired long ago. And anyone who has watched Qureshi even once would know that the man with the perennial ugly scowl on his face, is matched only by his own foul-mouthed tongue.
India doesn't need Pakistan. It is time we put this nonsense called peace-talks in cold storage for a long long time and get on with our business of running our nation. We must deal with terrorism with the specific understanding and knowledge that Pak will continue to sponsor it forever. Anything else will only be as foolish as the Times of India.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Indian Media's Top 5 Prayers....
I have always wondered what army men think like. Someone once said "soldiers pray for peace, but hope for war"..Not sure if I got that right. But yes, it is not difficult to believe that a real soldier wouldn't like to go through an entire career in the armed forces without having faced a single battle or a greater war. This has often made me wonder what would journalists and media persons be praying and hoping for. I spoke to some journalists and here's a countdown of a typical Indian media-person's top-5 prayers:
5. Natural Calamities : A flood, a drought, cyclones or earthquakes. "Give me any of these anytime".. said one journalist. This would make their day and many more. Journalists of the "bollywood" bent of mind take a particular delight in such situations. It gives them the opportunity to put on display their histrionic skills and the hope of winning some awards. Don't be surprised if you still find breaks advertising some chocolate brand during a flood, or Purvankara homes in Bangalore during an earthquake report. Scavengers can't be expected to have any sensitivity after all.
4. Celebrity Rape/Murder: Viveka Bajajee has been in the news lately for her suicide. It is only through the media that I learned that she was a model. But she has been in the news for a few days now. Or a Jessica Lall type murder which drives our media to tears and activism. Then there are people like Sagarika Ghose who question why Ram Jetmalani defends Manu Sharma, leaving no stone unturned to expose her own poverty when it comes to understanding the law of the land. Hold on, there is the Noida murder of Arushi when the media went on a speculation-spree of adulterous affairs, spoilt children, even called in psychologists to analyse the problems of modern youth.
3. Elections: It is an accepted fact that many TV channels and newspapers across the world have political persuasions. Nothing though will surpass our media in concocting deceptive polls to predict election outcomes. Among these the father of such polls has to be Prannoy Roy and NDTV. Election after election after election their manipulated polls attempt to influence people. The unbridled joy that the media experiences during an election is unsurpassed. Lately, they have added another dimension - "paid reporting" and politicians can get good coverage if they pay well. And then there are those investigative reporters who take us through what Laloo eats, where Rahul goes to pee, and how Priyanka manages her pedicure during election campaigns.
2. Hindu Bashing : Newspapers like Times, Hindu and of course the many English TV channels will be constantly on the look out for some stray incidents involving Hindus to coin new phrases. Some popular ones are "Saffron Terror", "Communal Forces" and so on. They can't wait to rub their hands in delight for some Swami to be caught on tape and then go on a Hindu-bashing spree. That there are Paedophiles in the Vatican or Churches or there is Islamic terrorism all around is a small matter. If the phrase Islamic Terror exists then those are not muslims, but if a stray incident involving a Hindu comes around then its an absolute delight for our journalists. It is natural that many in the public have started wondering if the major media houses have been funded by "Chrislamists".
1. Terrorist Attack : Nothing brings out the tremendous reporting and emotive skills of our journalists like a good terrorist attack. One has to just youtube videos of 26/11 and see channels like NDTV, Times Now, CNN-IBN, Aaj Tak fall over each other in dramatizing such tragic events. Mind you, they will die to be the first and show footage, reminding you over and over again that these are exclusive. One blogger went to the extent of writing..."Barkha Dutt & NDTV..A Terrorist's Dream Come True" ..I think he needs to add all the channels to his blog. And if there's a shortage of reporters, throw in an Arundhati Roy as well, she will explain to the world why people like Afzal Guru and Kasab are heroes and are justified in their actions. If I were to pray for media houses I would pray that the next major terrorist attack happens in their own office, all of them.
And they pray for these because there are lesser production costs unlike a garish studio program that involves morons from two sides of the political spectrum. And then their studio musicians get to score dramatic music to back such events and reporting. Looks like they will have their prayers answered quite frequently. And rest assured our media scavengers will be right there with their "breaking news" !
5. Natural Calamities : A flood, a drought, cyclones or earthquakes. "Give me any of these anytime".. said one journalist. This would make their day and many more. Journalists of the "bollywood" bent of mind take a particular delight in such situations. It gives them the opportunity to put on display their histrionic skills and the hope of winning some awards. Don't be surprised if you still find breaks advertising some chocolate brand during a flood, or Purvankara homes in Bangalore during an earthquake report. Scavengers can't be expected to have any sensitivity after all.
4. Celebrity Rape/Murder: Viveka Bajajee has been in the news lately for her suicide. It is only through the media that I learned that she was a model. But she has been in the news for a few days now. Or a Jessica Lall type murder which drives our media to tears and activism. Then there are people like Sagarika Ghose who question why Ram Jetmalani defends Manu Sharma, leaving no stone unturned to expose her own poverty when it comes to understanding the law of the land. Hold on, there is the Noida murder of Arushi when the media went on a speculation-spree of adulterous affairs, spoilt children, even called in psychologists to analyse the problems of modern youth.
3. Elections: It is an accepted fact that many TV channels and newspapers across the world have political persuasions. Nothing though will surpass our media in concocting deceptive polls to predict election outcomes. Among these the father of such polls has to be Prannoy Roy and NDTV. Election after election after election their manipulated polls attempt to influence people. The unbridled joy that the media experiences during an election is unsurpassed. Lately, they have added another dimension - "paid reporting" and politicians can get good coverage if they pay well. And then there are those investigative reporters who take us through what Laloo eats, where Rahul goes to pee, and how Priyanka manages her pedicure during election campaigns.
2. Hindu Bashing : Newspapers like Times, Hindu and of course the many English TV channels will be constantly on the look out for some stray incidents involving Hindus to coin new phrases. Some popular ones are "Saffron Terror", "Communal Forces" and so on. They can't wait to rub their hands in delight for some Swami to be caught on tape and then go on a Hindu-bashing spree. That there are Paedophiles in the Vatican or Churches or there is Islamic terrorism all around is a small matter. If the phrase Islamic Terror exists then those are not muslims, but if a stray incident involving a Hindu comes around then its an absolute delight for our journalists. It is natural that many in the public have started wondering if the major media houses have been funded by "Chrislamists".
1. Terrorist Attack : Nothing brings out the tremendous reporting and emotive skills of our journalists like a good terrorist attack. One has to just youtube videos of 26/11 and see channels like NDTV, Times Now, CNN-IBN, Aaj Tak fall over each other in dramatizing such tragic events. Mind you, they will die to be the first and show footage, reminding you over and over again that these are exclusive. One blogger went to the extent of writing..."Barkha Dutt & NDTV..A Terrorist's Dream Come True" ..I think he needs to add all the channels to his blog. And if there's a shortage of reporters, throw in an Arundhati Roy as well, she will explain to the world why people like Afzal Guru and Kasab are heroes and are justified in their actions. If I were to pray for media houses I would pray that the next major terrorist attack happens in their own office, all of them.
And they pray for these because there are lesser production costs unlike a garish studio program that involves morons from two sides of the political spectrum. And then their studio musicians get to score dramatic music to back such events and reporting. Looks like they will have their prayers answered quite frequently. And rest assured our media scavengers will be right there with their "breaking news" !
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
"CHRISLAM" : The new religion of the media and Congress (I)
Just when I thought all the nonsense about "Aman Ki Asha" had died TOI comes up with more crap than ever before. This time a business meet between Indo-Pak business groups. And wait, thats not all we have people like Narayana Murthy saying things !! Oh he knows everything! After all he's the guy who started something with 10000/- bucks, didnt he? (And if you didnt have the answer to some trivia, go ask Narayana Murthy...he knows everything. He..the one that contributed to the lousy Bangalore airport!!)
Its a very dangerous signal for this country that a new religion called CHRISLAM is being formed by the media. Christian front from the ruling top and MUSLIM front on the votebank front. Together they have truly formed a new theory called CHRISLAM.
Many years ago, in my homestate a CM formed a KHAM theory (Kshatriya, Harijan, Adivasi and Muslim) Now the Congress and the media have taken it a lot higher and formed a Chrislam theory. Among the front runners of this campaign has to be the ethically bankrupt organisation called the Times Of India. Among all media morons, this particular newspaper is like the Pope. Full of abuses with no one to question them and they go on in their own merry way. Are they alone? No ! They will be joined by the likes of the Prannoy Roys, the Barkha Dutts, the Rajdeep Sardesais, the Sagarika Ghouls, and they will now deliver a new religion to this nation.
I thought Scientology was silly, but this CHRISLAM takes the cake. And they're all in love with Pakistan. The worst country on earth. Even lipstick on a pig couldnt change that country, but our media morons simply love that country. Why? Because they have some Sania-Shoaib wedding, because they have some Adnan Sami flab and they dont tire telling us why we should love Pakistan. They even roped in Narayana Murthy to tell us how the impossibile is possible. For sucking up to that war criminal called Musharaff NDTV got broadcasting rights in Pakistan. One just has to wonder what the Times Of India is angling at. Chrislam is truly here.
Its a very dangerous signal for this country that a new religion called CHRISLAM is being formed by the media. Christian front from the ruling top and MUSLIM front on the votebank front. Together they have truly formed a new theory called CHRISLAM.
Many years ago, in my homestate a CM formed a KHAM theory (Kshatriya, Harijan, Adivasi and Muslim) Now the Congress and the media have taken it a lot higher and formed a Chrislam theory. Among the front runners of this campaign has to be the ethically bankrupt organisation called the Times Of India. Among all media morons, this particular newspaper is like the Pope. Full of abuses with no one to question them and they go on in their own merry way. Are they alone? No ! They will be joined by the likes of the Prannoy Roys, the Barkha Dutts, the Rajdeep Sardesais, the Sagarika Ghouls, and they will now deliver a new religion to this nation.
I thought Scientology was silly, but this CHRISLAM takes the cake. And they're all in love with Pakistan. The worst country on earth. Even lipstick on a pig couldnt change that country, but our media morons simply love that country. Why? Because they have some Sania-Shoaib wedding, because they have some Adnan Sami flab and they dont tire telling us why we should love Pakistan. They even roped in Narayana Murthy to tell us how the impossibile is possible. For sucking up to that war criminal called Musharaff NDTV got broadcasting rights in Pakistan. One just has to wonder what the Times Of India is angling at. Chrislam is truly here.