Trolling Heights

Takes few things to be impactful on SM. Facts, knowledge, ability to recall and most of all – A sense of humour. Seriously, do Prannoy Roy, Barkha or any Congi or Aaptard possess any of these? That’s why they lose to these communal Hindus. That’s why they want the Hindus “Internetally DEAD”! Because Hindus with their love for knowledge, new frontiers conquered the net in India unlike Nehru’s Sickulars.  They say Barkha is intelligent and I totally agree. After all, what is intelligence? I’m sure I stunned you with you that question because it’s hard to define it. Did you try? Simply put: “Intelligence is the ability to rationalise anything”. And Barkha has a godown full of it. She can even pass off a goof-up as sarcasm. All you had to do was hear her say “Oh God… what should I tell them?” (And that was just Stringing Along – country lanes?) or “It’s an error of judgement”. Any other country would have jailed her – But in India, the Congis dropped a Padma on her head in advance.

It’s not Biblical times. And Ye who cast the first stone, please remember – A bigger stone is likely to come back and hit you.  And the original MSM trolls even have a new line “Don’t shoot me, I’m just the stone-pelter” as half of Kashmiri kids do. Once upon a time a dumb woman who was so frustrated with Hindus on the net she thought she had created magic when she called them “Internet Hindus”. She gloated and gloated and gloated like the princess with her two-penny Aaptard and the mirror. To her utter chagrin, the stupid Hindus, instead of feeling insulted started wearing that badge with great honour and pride. Many Twitter handles sported the name “Internet Hindu” in some form or the other.

All that was not TROLLING – These Oxbridges were just educating you brown slaves. Get it? Okay!

I was a bit late in the SM game. This dumbtard even challenged Hindus to come up with such titles in "Inglees". In all modesty, I lay claim to creating many titles – among them being Category5Moron. It’s the highest title an anti-Hindu moron can be bestowed with. You troll someone, some party, some leader; sure as hell, it’s gonna come back to you. This is becoming INDIGESTABLE for the original haters and trolls of the MSM. They didn’t expect the return. They thought they were John McEnroe – Serve and volley, point over. It didn’t work like that. It went BANG-A-BOOMERANG!

Play the game, don’t whine! They never thought they would lose. Did they? They lost 2014 so badly it still hurts. EVERYDAY HURTS! That guy in his half-lungi… the street thug Rajdeep even said if Twitter were to be a poll indicator BJP would get full majority. Well models from Madison Street would be happy to meet this lungi now. Sometime back these little girls even concocted a Twitter handle called “BhaktHunters”. The primary job of these jokers called BhaktHunters was to create some bogus accounts, tweet some malicious tweets through them and then get them suspended. And the whole MSM, Congress and Aaptard Gang went “Hallelujah” and “Allah-Hu-Akhar” … “We have scalped another Bhakt”. All very nice and entertaining. Sometimes STAYING POWER matters in politics as much as it does in…. you know what I mean. Right? So some frustrated pieces of junk have started a new “CamPAIN” of playing victim. No, there’s no typo there so don’t look for one.

So the attack on Christians didn’t work. That mother-of-all-Chrislamist-paid Intolerance camPAIN didn’t work. The results from the 5 states recently on May 19 seem to have dampened their pants and skirts a bit more than ever before. What are we gonna do? So they came up with the bright idea of “Trolling women” being an act of violence. Troll to the help! Who would have ever thought of this except the little girls at NDTV? The brightest being the self-confessed hack who goes by the denomination of Sunetra Chaudhary? Here’s what she headlined after a joke with Maneka Gandhi, the Minister of Blabber:

Don’t you worry! I’m still sitting on my chair as I write this. Turns out what SunetraC peddled was an absolute LIE. But I’m equally surprised ManekaG didn’t say something like that. I would have considered it totally in tune with her “Blabberance”. Never mind! But something is bugging these nitwits in the MSM, Congress and Aaptard gang that they have been hatching some crappery to screw Hindus with bogus victim-playing. This is particularly directed against Bhakts or supporters of Modi who they claim are torturing their very existence into hell. Nice try. Some days back the Queen of Telly Trolls who trolled NaMo and many Hindu outfits since Jurassic days had this to whine about:

It must be frustrating. No joyrides. No Ahmed to tell you “Sonia Happy, Sonia Unhappy” or no free Golgappas from PMO. EVERYDAY HURTS. And the trolls are pushing the likes of Barkha Dutt deeper and deeper in their own device. What the… The Trolls are winning? Yes! The trolls are winning. They didn’t cast the first stone. They didn’t control the air-waves. They didn’t control TV. They didn’t control the print pimpernels. YOU DID! And now the so-called trolls are hitting back with more force after slaughtering the low-lives in 2014. That is eating them. So, what do we do? We gotta script something – NDTV-style. We get Arun Jaitley to a scripted interview by that Commie Chrislamist foot-soldier Prannoy Roy:

So Commie Prannoy Roy scripts an interview with Arun Jaitley (Natur-ally!) and asks him about online trolling. AJ gives a very brilliant answer: “Ignore or digest… debating it would only invite more trolling”. Fantastic, isn’t it? The minister has all the brains to answer this nonsense instead of asking his Pyjama friend “WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THAT?” Does he do that? No! He indulges James Roy in his venom and makes BJP supporters think they are uncontrollable beasts and nothing can be done about it. In glorious bonhomie, stupid BJP slaves also bow at the feet of this “Scripted-Mahatma” called Jaitley who has trashed NaMo and protected his Bhakts at the same time.

Seriously, a minister of the stature of Arun Jaitley is discussing TROLLING with bimbos like Prannoy Roy? This is his character? He should have just said “That’s a non-issue or a stupid issue to even discuss”.  Such is the fantastic scripting of lines by NDTV and Arun Jaitley. And stupid BJP supporters heave a sigh of relief that the man from the mountain called Shivalik, called Jaitley “defended Modi's supporters” by saying BJP has no control over its supporters. Is Jaitley giving stupid sly warnings on behalf of NDTV about another 66A? Did you thank the LORD today? Here’s my clear message to the ones who trolled Hindus, who trolled every Hindu tradition and culture, who even trolled NaMo for that matter:

“If you cannot take it… QUIT! Stop whining like a stupid Possum. If you try to play dead in the middle of the highway; some vehicle will indeed CRUSH you”.

I wrote most of the stuff here on MediaCrooks.Com when Congress was in power, not when some cheap joker was the BJP minister. Don’t try innuendos or threaten with vague games with your consort NDTV. Keep it at Ashoka Road. And, adding sick-smelling gasoline to the fire to how to hunt these “alleged” trolls” who fight the lies and nonsense of MSM here’s Barkha again with her latest self-inflicted “Chabooks”:

Imagination is a good thing. As long as it doesn’t lead you to delusion or hallucination. I can do without Golgappas but do please spare this sick whining when you have no defence left. That despite Radiagate someone keeps you alive you in this game – Play or Perish! It is even fantastic that most of these morons are claiming they are “women” and therefore the discourse. Really? How about LOFN – I mean “Legs open for Namo”? Here’s what you get?

I have plenty of stock photos and abuse (Not just hurled at me but at a lot more – especially by these foul-mouthed women). The less said the better. If you don’t want to taste blood, don’t draw your Troll-sword first. As simple as that – Neither Jaitley nor NaMo can do you any favours unless you think all Indians are like Congi slaves. Get past that stupid notion. This is a free country and some will die for it to remain so. And since most of these media whiners are BA or MA in Anglai Literature types from wherever – there’s only one message for them. The Heathcliffs don't want you to play Catherines. You’re welcome to it. Enjoy your Trolling Heights! 

Rajdeep Sardesai Super Troll & Hate Monger

I’m not sure where I read it (probably from Stephen Covey) but this little story is important for chronic haters like Rajdeep Sardesai and Sagarika Ghose. A married couple had the college going cousin sister of the wife move in with them as she starts college. Soon the small town cousin starts dressing and moving around like a regular city girl. Hubby and wife can’t stop talking about her skirts and how short they have become. Every evening hubby comes home and says “Honey, I’m home what did the girl do today”? The wife would then tell him how she changed her boyfriend again and got her nose pierced. They would gossip about the girl every evening on the dinner table and right up to bed-time. Sometimes it was the cousin’s hairstyle, her revealing tops, her boyfriends, her long phone calls, her sex life, her taste of books, blah blah. This gossiping and hateful bitching went on happily for years.

The hubby and wife had nothing to discuss but the activities and behaviour of the cousin. They had nothing but contempt and disgust for her. One fine day the cousin announced she was getting married and moving out. She did! A day after the wedding when the hubby came home from work the couple had a very silent dinner and went to sleep quietly. They had absolutely nothing to discuss. The focus of all their gossip had gone and they realised they had spent all those years discussing nothing but the cousin and now had nothing to talk about. They had spent their days gossiping about the girl and now hardly knew each other or what to talk about.

For long, people like Rajdeep, Sagarika, Barkha have been gossiping and spewing hatred for Modi. Now they can’t write or think of a life without him. Wonder what these haters will do if at all Modi becomes PM. Have silent dinners and go to sleep without a word to each other? I can bet my last 6-rupee coin that none of these people can eat, drink or sleep a day without hating and gossiping about Modi in their lives.

The other day I was talking to a friend about our MSM. I was telling him that many in the media are not very different from the party for whom they are propagandists. They owe their existence to where they are from dynastic favours. There are many such persons but let’s deal with one such man who loves calling everybody a troll. Rajdeep Sardesai is quite like his female version, Barkha Dutt, who too likes to call everyone who disagrees or criticises a troll. These two combined are the biggest trolls on TV and on Twitter if one observes carefully. In this one we’ll give Barkha a rest and focus on super-troll Rajdeep. Here’s a man filled with too much hatred for one man in his life; Narendra Modi. You could even say Rajdeep was born to troll Modi. It’s not for nothing that Modi told him in an interview in 2012 “You have to hear me out, you earn your Roji-roti by abusing me”.  Oh well, Modi is ignorant. Rajdeep has earned lot more than mere “rotis” by abusing Modi for over a decade.

So when RS comes out with another dose of unadulterated bile for Modi and his party he puts out a warning: Feedback welcome, no trolling. He’s referring to his article titled “It is one vs the many” in a member of the Unholy Trinity, Hindustan Trolls on March 7. To cut the long story to a micro skirt, like that of the cousin, the article is another trolling effort in how Modi is a polarising figure and why he’s not fit for PM and so on. Suddenly, the hate-mongers are finding LK Advani a far more attractive candidate for PM.  Rajdeep also states BJP is being called the “Hindu Divided Family”. Really? Who calls them that? I’ve never heard of this before so it has to be the gossiping couples of MSM at dinner tables and at bedtime. So what exactly rattles this Congress crony? Hmm.. I guess it’s that speech of Narendra Modi during the BJP Council meet on Sunday, March 3, 2013.

I have turned many nonsensical headlines by the MSM into enjoyable comedy. First it was the series of “Blow to Modi” which became popular on Twitter. Then it was “What about malnutrition in Gujarat” which is now being used to show up the liars and hate-mongers in the MSM. So what exactly was Rajdeep doing while Modi was giving his speech? Er… he was busy TROLLING Modi. Take a look at all the tweets he sent out while Modi was speaking:

One of the rules for a writer or a journalist is to first listen to understand before commenting. Rajdeep doesn’t have that patience. He wants to troll Modi all the way. ELEVEN TWEETS? Haha! If that is not trolling, what is? And no Rajdeep, you are not being called “paid media” for criticising Modi, you are being called “paid media” for other reasons. When you find time from gossiping about Modi and hating him you will learn why. And if Rajdeep was busy trolling Modi, his Dubiosity Editor, Sagarika Ghose, wasn’t far behind either. Besides trolling Modi, Rajdeep also tries to somehow balance his hatred by stating something and then balancing it like a bad monkey with the usual lies and half-truths. In April 2012 a member of Rajdeep’s extended family, Firstpost, detailed his exaggerated and mindless contempt for social media.

Sample the depth of Rajdeep’s hatred for Modi. In a report on March 8, CNN-IBN quotes the PM’s line from parliament: "jo garajte hain, woh baraste nahi”. Seems the target of that line was Modi. Fair enough! The Hindi line used by PM clearly means “Whoever thunders does not shower” and that may have been in reference to Modi’s speech. But what does hate-filled Rajdeep read it as? He reads it as “Bhokte kutte kattey nahin” and then translates into English as “Barking dogs seldom bite”. Now, I haven’t seen anyone direct so much hatred at a person to enrich their life as Rajdeep has been doing for over a decade. And then Rajdeep expects Twitter to be kind to him. What a moron! And now imagine that he heads an organisation. He also probably spends time in inculcating such hatred in all his team members. His deputy is a racist in addition to being a hater. And he still wonders why people call him “paid media”.

It’s a different story that half of Rajdeep’s tweets are filled with lies. There are more encounters in other states like UP which aren’t being prosecuted. Latest reports, which have come as a slap on the face of many who talked about malnutrition in Gujarat, suggest malnutrition is worse in Delhi. Of course, Sheila Dikshit is a darling for Rajdeep & Co. Never mind all that. It’s that Rajdeep should know he trolls more than anyone else and has no business to complain about abuse or play victim. Learn it Rajdeep, you’re not a Kashmiri Pandit to claim “victimhood” of being thrown out of his land. You’re just a third rate journalist who has lived a life of abusing people for your political pursuits. So stop claiming abuse and complaining about trolls. Go back home, have some good juicy gossip and bitch about Modi over dinner. That mindless hatred makes your life. 

Trolling Hearts

They used to say that the girl is tough as nails

In every way she kept her heart as guarded as a jail

Now things have changed, She feels so old

Like any troll could drag her heart across the coals

She was always there in the thick of things

She always had the heart of every Pseudo on a string

The danger shone from her eyes

It seems like every inch she lost became a mile

It's not the night reaching in and touching her

It's just that trolling hearts ain't what it used to be

It seems that time has killed that cheap streak in her

And trolling hearts ain't what it used to be

It's not the light shining in and catching her

It's just that trolling hearts ain't what it used to be

But time has come and cast a spell on her

And trolling hearts ain't what it used to be

And now she knows what lonely means

She used to give so little and gain everything

The darkest part of every day

Is the shadow of another Man as she turns and walks away

Can't say we blame her, for being hurt

After all she treated each and every one like dirt

Who wants a heart that's already sold

She faces the facts and locks herself into a life alone

..It’s not the night… 

Adapted from Elton John's "Breaking Hearts"..