Congress Campaign Over

Every dying man on his death bed behaves differently. Most go out gracefully with goodwill for all and share whatever fortune they have with family and a bit for charity. Some men go out unhappily. Some men, especially those accused of crimes or convicted, curse the world, abuse the justice system and go out in hatred. There are some who even make falsehoods in their dying declaration or suicide note to incriminate an innocent person they hate. The Congress party falls in the last category – the party is dying and its sociopath Head abuses, makes false allegations, blabbers nonsense, makes pro-Pak stands, supports terrorists and calls an honest man a “chor”.

After the Sam Pitroda outburst in support of Pakis and terrorists the Congress knew it had sunk deeper in its hole. Surprisingly, the party claimed Pitroda’s blabber was his personal opinion. Imagine, for every person who tweets or writes rubbish and is followed by the PM, the Sickulars and their MSM directly hold the PM responsible. But here a senior footsie of the party outrages against India and ModiSarkar but the Congress is not responsible. In a way that is right – neither the Congress nor RahulG are responsible for anything. Responsibility and accountability do not course in the veins of any of these Chinese Gandhis. They are free-loaders enjoying their lives here on scam-money. Every day some important Congi jumps ship and the party’s most trusted slaves are in a disarray:

 

Barkha wonders if Congress is playing for 2024. And her pillion-riding footlicker Dhume, as usual, just parrots lines from her silly rants because he still wants to remain a virgin in the Lutyens orgy. Pritish Nandy is simply outraged that his mother-ship is not forming alliances with other pirates. Dalal Shekhar is upset that his paymasters are turning into an NGO. Amidst all the comedy that Rahul and Priyanka are providing, you can picture the scene best when the rats are jumping their pirate-ship:

Yes indeed, the pirate-ship is being rocked so much that it is survival rather than the chance for another loot that is in question for the Congress. The corrupt media often called Amethi the “backyard” and “bastion” of the corrupt family. In layman’s language it was their “Baap ki Jagir”. But even that is under threat now and the comedian RG is getting “engineered” invites from many southern states to contest from a seat there. The “Real Chor” is really on the run:

And then sociopath RG grandly claims “I am not afraid of Modi”. He doesn’t have brains enough to know that in the last five years it’s ModiSarkar’s performance and the consistent attention to Amethi by Smriti Irani that is making him run from the place. For over 3 decades Amethi was left in shambles just as the Congress party is in now. Every fraudulent claim by Congress and RahulG lies in shambles. From Rafale to the idiotic 30K, 35K or 45K crores to Ambani has failed. The #ChowkidarChorHai crap was brilliantly blunted by #MainBhiChowkidar. Many BJP supporters are now sporting the “Chowkidar” as a title in their names on SM. These are now desperate times for Congress. Hardly anyone even wants an alliance with them other than Arvind Kejriwal (who is fighting for survival himself).

Therefore, the only option left was to conjure something bizarre and outlandish. On March 25, the Congress CWC held somewhat of an “Emergency” meeting in the morning. They must have brainstormed on how to survive when everything is falling apart. So, their Chief Scamster P. Chidambaram plots another “Garibi Hatao” show. Pappu comes out, “innovates” and reveals a grand plan to “Garibi Hatao”. Sure, we have all heard that song before:

RG announced to the media that Congress will give 72000 PA to 20% of the poor. The journos at his presser were as stupefied as anyone else who has now heard of this. So, RG announces this bizarre scheme and then asks the journos “Kyun… Chok gaye? Kyun… are you shocked?” in a mocking tone. Yes indeed, anyone would be shocked at this monumental stupidity. Quite rightly, political observers examined the financial feasibility of this bizarre scheme:

The 72000 crap is nothing but the last resort of a party that is at the end of its wits and with no agenda for the country. Arun Jaitley called it a “Bluff” on the poor of India. A party bereft of any real plan doesn’t make sound calculations. It is like Imran Khan promising a “Naya Pakistan” and still sleeping with terrorists while the Jihadis kidnap Hindu girls, convert them and are also busy destroying Hindu temples. And Imran claims “This is against the teachings of the Quran”. Well, exactly the final resort of a loser – Quran. The only Quran that the Congress has is doles but when asked how they will implement this or the financials of it, Pappu grandly answered “PC is working out the details”. The BJP supporters also put out information on the financials which shows its schemes for the poor and farmers far exceeds the 72000 promised by Pappu:

The issue is not merely about the financials of this stupid 72000. Congress has a history of making bogus promises. MP and Karnataka are already facing the wrath of the poor against similar bogus promises. In Gujarat2012, the Congress promised houses at 1 lakh for all. The truth is, election promises are not legally enforceable. Lalu once promised to make Bihar roads smooth as Hema Malini’s cheeks. The biggest problem with this 72000 is that it comes from a loser who DOES NOT have a political winning formula for LS2019. In all the states, bar a few, the Congress now plays second-fiddle. Parties like SP, BSP and even RJD have shown Congress its lowly place. In Bengal TMC doesn’t want an alliance. In Maha it’s even-Stevens with NCP. Coming to MP and Rajasthan – even the Assembly results were almost 50-50 and the party could lose these states post-LS2019 with more rats jumping ship. When survival is in question, the gambler plays double the stakes. He has nothing to lose. PM Modi and his govt are winners where performance is concerned and will not be as reckless as the Congi morons with bogus promises. It’s politically winnability that is absent from any Congress nonsense:

 

And pray who is devising this 72000-farce? Well, none other than the great scamster P. Chidambaram, the serial Bail-ist. PC has everything at stake – his life, his family, his stolen wealth and only a bizarre scheme that has the remotest chance of succeeding and bringing Congress to power can save his skin. For PC and the Gandhis LS2019 is a “Life & Death” situation. Lose this one, and they are gone forever. There is nothing left in the warehouse or the arsenal of Congress and the Chinese Gandhis to offer Indians. All they can do is promise to turn Amethi into Singapore or the laughable series of Made in Jaunpur, Made in Munger or Made in PC’s Lungi which is what this 72000 is. The Congress campaign is over:

That’s right! There is no way Congress can be rejuvenated or reinvented. Especially not with a moron as its Head. They are now also protesting the release of the movie “PM Modi” which is some sort of a biopic. These same losers fought to have “Udta Punjab” released during the Punjab elections. If these losers had the slightest interest of India and Indians at heart, they would show some seriousness in their campaign and not stupid “Bum kisne Faada” (over Pulwama) kind of nonsense that RG now indulges in and puts out professional comedians out of business. Politics is serious business of running a state or a country. It cannot be entrusted to frivolous fools. 

 

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